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The first Hanson album. It's perfect-pop-tastic, folks.

I'm quite proud of my medals. I sent links to friends so they could see me in first place. The only other thing I ever won was a raffle for a teddy bear. 47731[/snapback] I'm proud of beating Gemmill. That's about all really.

Those bloody arcade games...

How did they know...?

Aye, only an idiot would play it for more than two minutes. 44789[/snapback] Billy no trophies. 44793[/snapback] Gosh...

Aye, they were still 10 though 47649[/snapback] You promised you wouldn't tell

Just how "wicked" are you 47514[/snapback] I'm guessing the "sex with someone underage" thing didn't exactly help my cause... it won't let you enter the mitigating circumstance of being less than six months older than the person at the time...

Years in prison: 67.5 Potential fine: £7000 Cool

Adam and Eve in a Renault Clio.

Awww, congrats!

Buddha on a BMX tbh.

...at the right end this time, though.

I'm close to chucking it all in here, England's starting to piss me off. I wanna go home, so I'm in. 47396[/snapback] And there's me considering moving back at some point in the near future. If you're going to leave the country, that just about seals it...

If you did, I didn't get it - fire away!

Your fella? But you're a guy. What's going on he... Oh. 47116[/snapback] Aye. You're dumped.

My fella flogged his on eBay after he realised he was too short and it just looked like he was wearing trousers he'd grown out of slightly.

Naah, even as a nipper I knew the One Team Per League rule.

Ahh, McCowans' Highland Toffee. Made in Stenhousemuir and, with the benefit of hindsight, probably the reason why I had a strange obsession with their football team for a number of years as a kid.

Ohhh my. I love the way they've had to go metric, mind. Now where's the 10p mix-up option...?

Dug out my old vids recently for another viewing. Couldn't agree more, it's excellent stuff.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/health/4339460.stm ?

That's me on the right, looking disgruntled at having the obvious pointed out to me.

...unless they happen to be called Swindon Mag.

I just wonder when I got so good at plumbing...

Tch, do I not even get a queeny crown for my troubles?