Meenzer

Just realised I've forgotten how to celebrate a goal.

Johnson has just stood up in front of the country and said they've done everything they could to prevent deaths, so I think we can safely assume 200k is in the bag.

Ffs

If only he was the next left.

As if things aren't bad enough already ffs

Maybe he's bored of having to affect a lisp while home schooling for maximum authenticity.

Got elected too. Said he'd be relocating to the UK in due course. Didn't.

Have to admit I don't really get these "restaurant at home" box things. I'm reasonably sure it'd be just as good for all concerned if I donated £20 to a crowdfunder to help keep them afloat and spent the rest on my groceries.

"That is always the difficult part of the Premier League and we understand that, we have found it difficult to score a goal"

Fuck me, Clue is even camper than Lithuanian Eurovision. A fine selection.

Wait till you see these fellas. Shite Said Fred.

I'm telling you, embrace the Lithuanian Eurovision show instead. It's the way forward.

Anyway, is there a match on?

The 'C' is for 'Cowardice'

essembee'd your post

"I want a feast... I want a bacon feast!"

You'd fit right in to the Lithuanian Eurovision semi-final with that.

There's a Lithuanian Eurovision semi-final on that I'm just going to have to watch instead. Shame.

Looked on the Dave player but couldn't find "or industry" anywhere

In an extra touch of the bizarre, apparently the rabbi who was the school principal died from the virus last April. You'd think that might have left an impression, but nope.

And if he could pronounce his team's name properly.