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Nice one Luiz

Tuned in for the second half of this after reading the above, so expect a Villa comeback. Soz.

Well, if there's going to be a cunt in Number 10 regardless, why not him

Now that's serious.

I bet their first words are "I wanted chaos with Ed Miliband"

"Planning"

Give them the Bnei Sakhnin treatment.

I've been known to.

It's only six days since Kwarteng was sacked. Feels like a year.

Shit's getting serious.

I goddamn love that dork

Blyme. Haytonated them!

I like to think that's the name of one of the moves you practice with your team in training, Craig. Standing on the touchline hollering "HAYTONATE THEM, LADS!"

And about a fortnight of that was downtime due the Queen popping her clogs, too.

Absolutely not. Get out so far you pass Julian Clary and Jimmy Somerville on your way.

The Home Secretary ffs. The Venn diagram of "stupid" and "evil" has her face slap-bang in the middle.

Heck of a few days for you, Craig! Get well soon

6, his lucky number