Meenzer

Or communicating it via a system of vibrating anal beads.

If you start queueing now, maybe.

👀

Now let's see him deconstruct how to lose to Scooch in a UK Eurovision final.

That's quite a range.

Maybe it's an accent thing and he was actually saying "impotent".

"Put your facking mouth... shut" is my personal highlight

Is our IDENTITY.

I think you meant to post this in the Eurovision thread

Blyme

Turned out all right considering. Albeit with a "slight" tailwind to keep things interesting up on the crags

I can cope with that. Thursday, I've got my eye on you...

Heading up to Newcastle tomorrow for the rest of the week. I was hoping the weather might lend itself to a bit of a stomp around Hadrian's Wall at some point, but...

Liverpool fans getting irate about time-wasting again. Spreadsheets and second-by-second breakdowns incoming.

(Don't worry, I'll report myself)

It was, of course, what Craig said. For five years, no less https://www.belfasttelegraph.co.uk/news/world-news/former-northern-ireland-footballer-who-lived-in-guam-hopes-for-a-peaceful-solution-to-crisis-36020264.html Though it's no wonder they're not much of a force on the world football scene if this is their squad...

Guam trivia quiz: They were once managed by which NUFC alumnus?

Obviously the concept of a uniform national swing is nonsense, but this is too delicious not to post

Spot the difference

🤞

Although to think it could have been

That's a terrible slur on Steve Bull right there.