Meenzer

*effete shrug*

Slow race...

Hoods on if you love the Toon!

The correct answer is (shouted at top of voice in a crowded room at the hesitant party) "A PILOT YOU FUCKING RACIST" Parodying Fop's writing style is so two days ago.

A suicide bummer. Cack, wrong joke.

On a similar note, I wonder if the press will get so hot and bothered the next time a bunch of British football fans aim some Nazi-related chants at the Germans...

Not the Boro player we bombarded with EVIL DWARFIST CHANTS back in the day.

I'm just piggybacking on the genius wit of the original chant tbh. Not an original bone in my body (oi, we'll have less of that).

Anglophobe! Midophile, shirley?

"I tell you what Jeff, Jones has been all over the park tonight"

Sunburn is pretty bad to be honest, went to the Carnival and the Fishy Bonce is Belisha'd once more Half my left arm is burnt to hell and the rest of me is just glowing nicely I've just remembered that you sent me a random pic of your burnt arm at the weekend. I may have been drunk at the time... you mentioned something about being at a stately home and having a "splendid" time Yup, that sounds suspiciously like my weekend!

You managed to disprove your statement with the opening line. Do you honestly talk like that or is it just for our beneift? I honestly use the english language as best as I can instead of falling back on trite cliches There's another type of cliche? The one with an acute accent on the 'e'? Waaaay for us to prove J69's point

Shocking case. RIP to the lad - another carpe diem reminder for all of us, I guess.

[/Father Ted] "I hate the Greeks. They invented gayness!" [/Father Ted] Well OK, that one they can have.

The Greeks talking up some kind of historical achievement? Surely not...

I suppose you could watch Happiness and have it make you want to say "I came" at the end of the night.

You need a lot of rest and relaxation when you have to stand up in pubs all the time.

:headphonedance:

Client of a client really. And I probably should have taken their name off it actually. Shh now.

German efficiency I suppose? Well it used to be 40% Germany, 25% Poland, 20% Czechoslovakia and 15% Alsace-Lorraine, but you know, these things happen...

I love my job.

Talk about playing a Floor-Wee-Wee formation.