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Jinx.

I'd love to get Fop and Rob W in a room together and see if their collective experience of everything ever can help engender world peace or something.

If you guys don't quit it, I'm going to Mr. Belding.

Equally, though, they're the ones who'll be hit first by the effects of vast overpopulation. So I suppose it's natural selection in a way.

Suffocated by his own moustache

I know an American called Darrell. He's quite fat.

I love how people mix up "taking flak" and "dictatorial oppression". Link?

I love how people mix up "taking flak" and "dictatorial oppression".

Asleep my arse, you were bumming weren't you! Not that I know of! But I am quite a deep sleeper...

Gah. Fell asleep. Now have shitloads to do between now and 6.

Euph? Can't be, he said I was crap.

Only if they really smell of curry though.

Didn't take them long. http://www.tshirthell.com/store/product.php?productid=992

http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=5197098385

I'm a Eurovision fan and I think he's a twat. Mainstream doesn't come into it, m'dear.

I love it when you talk dirty I bet you've had your cross-seal crimped a few times I've never had a burst bag though

I love it when you talk dirty

Bratkartoffeln. But aye, you can't beat a good tin of roasties really.

Cracking bitchfight afterwards. It never fails to amaze me how little self-respect professional footballers have.

I'm sorry, but bigging up James Blunt's musical talent while shitting all over Prince's? You might not like the fella's voice, songs or attitude, but fuck me, he can play a bit.

Any relation to this stunnah?

Or because you got a proper lip on if anyone challenged your Alpha Male Centre-Forward status.

Can I ask you a personal question about being gay and needing a shit my old mucca? When you are dying for a shit and have to hold it in until you find a bog do you have more trouble keeping your turd at bay cos your ring will be a lot more stretched than most people's wont it? Just wondered. Has your lass suggested buying a strap-on or something? Look I know you're going through a difficult divorce but don't try and subconsciously get me involved in the kinds of activities that provoked your maritial decline! I'm not the one bringing up activities of a 'turd-tapping' nature.... I'm merely enquiring about an old friends shitting habits, routine imo! It's only cos I know he used to have to wear a nappy all through Primary school cos he was prone to accidents! I thought what we discussed at Subbuteo Club stayed within the walls of Subbuteo Club Anyway, my ring is as yet unstretched, so you're barking up the wrong tree. Makes me a fake gay apparently.

If I'm going to be first up in the morning and can dispose of the evidence, then no flush. Otherwise yes. It's all about keeping up appearances.