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Magma

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  1. Anyone designed new wallpapers of the new players yet?
  2. Maximo Park - Apply Some Pressure
  3. Re-booked my driving test for 16th September
  4. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qWqOiaM4oM0...feature=related
  5. Mario makes a one and only suprise visit and asks Lisa to marry him.
  6. Would you do anything with her Magnum? Indeed.
  7. 3 mins added time and Sunderland have beaten Tottenham
  8. Magma

    Smmeegain

    Two eggs got married. On the wedding night, Mr Egg is lying in bed, when out of the bathroom comes Mrs Egg. She says, "I've just slipped into something a bit more comfortable", she is wearing a see-through bra and panties. Upon seeing this, Mr Egg says, "right, I'd better go and slip into something more comfy too." When he comes out of the bathroom he is wearing a crash helmet. Mrs Egg says, "what the f**k are you wearing a stupid crash helmet for?" And Mr Egg says, "the last time I was this hard, some bastard hit me over the head with a f**king spoon."
  9. Are you a lass or gay? He's both.
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