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News reports saying texts are being sent setting up another riot for next weekend...

Don't worry Mr. Pud, I'm sure you're still a hero somewhere.

Iggy Pop- Lust For Life followed by Chris Cagle- Miss Me Baby

Shearer Faye Parker Based on how they played- Parker has got to be the gutsiest showing Saturday, but for me that doesn't outshine the fact he's good against players of his calibre or lesser, but he just seems to go nonexistent against better. Cudos to him carrying on as he did but he didn't make the match.

Please don't.

Seriously now. He traps the ball farther than most passes. His ball skills are appalling but he does serve as an undeniable annoyance to a side. Thankfully the side he was an annoyance to yesterday wasn't his own. Yes he did step up the level of his game yesterday, but that still didn't stop me from yelling at the TV for him to "Get out of the way you f*cking donkey! Just give the ball to an arse player why don't you?"

Happy Birthday Mark- even if you don't post here anymore. Or has Carli finally gotten you?

Neither do I... this one, the eyes pic, and shearer gif. are all I remember using. Nowt memorable.

Purty innit? Wait til it blooms I'll innundate you with photos just because you showed a minor degree of interest and noticed it.

A City cop was on his horse waiting to cross the street when a little girl on her new shiny bike stopped beside him. "Nice bike," the cop said "did Santa bring it to you?" "Yep," the little girl said, "he sure did!" The cop looked the bike over and handed the girl a $5 ticket for a safety violation.The cop said, "Next year tell Santa to put a reflector light on the back of it." The young girl looked up at the cop and said, "Nice horse you got there sir, did Santa bring it to you?" "Yes, he sure did," chuckled the cop. The little girl looked up at the cop and said, "Next year tell Santa the dick goes underneath the horse, not on top."

FFS- get it seen to before they turn black and fall off, ok?

Going good until HTL kind of kicks off a bit- then the SVT goes mad. Cardioversion needed methinks.

Faith No More- Ashes To Ashes

Is that actually reading, or just looking (probably squinting now). 66214[/snapback] no, just wanking. 66224[/snapback] The birds in Razzle are a bit rough imo. Prefer some of the classier Paul Raymond publcations tbh. 66238[/snapback] Does anyone read porn mags anymore what with the internet? 66240[/snapback] Never thought anyone actually read them per se.

Is that an offer? Or a request lol.

While I'm not adverse to taking matters into my own hands I do have my limits. Not a chance I'll help out. Mind if I watch like?

We could leave a few High School students until the rest of us are gone. Oh, so wrong... 66226[/snapback] Old hat. It's the 9 y/o's you have to watch out for now. Vicious little beasties. After all, they're having kids every so often, why not shoot people now when you're grounded off the X-box? Games vs real life, no contest. Just not right.

And immigrants. 66218[/snapback] Yanks first. If we do what GF kind of suggested earlier and shoot ALL foreigners, then everything should work itself out. 66222[/snapback] Nah- who would do all the shooting first before politely asking what one's intentions are? Meh- gun freaks. The lot of us.

Not if I can help it. Street entertainers are the pits tbh. 65838[/snapback] *dreams of putting a stick in the spokes of said 'giraffe' unicycle and sniggles uncontrolably* 66108[/snapback] Shhhhhhhh... you'll hurt Lou's feelings. Tsk 66192[/snapback] And? 66195[/snapback] Meanie.

And immigrants.

"That's just not right." and then "Well, yeah!" accompanied with the and the unsaid "You f*cking muppet!" implied at the end. It's all in the inflection and telling.

Aye I know you are, just pulling in return! 66057[/snapback] jizzfest 66080[/snapback] My thoughts exactly... disturbing mental pic as well. Where's Jimbo now? 66151[/snapback] Jimbo's with us. 66199[/snapback] Dear lord. Has he helped you out with new techniques or hand grasps yet?

reaaaaaaaaaaallly f*cked up that last post !!

Not if I can help it. Street entertainers are the pits tbh. 65838[/snapback] *dreams of putting a stick in the spokes of said 'giraffe' unicycle and sniggles uncontrolably* 66108[/snapback] Shhhhhhhh... you'll hurt Lou's feelings. Tsk