Mags

The Buzzcocks. Multiple tracks.

NFL. Hmm. Vindictive woman that I am watch only to cheer the team playing against the person I'm mad at's side. Cowboys lost most recently... waiting for a Pats loss in order to cackle gleefully on the phone.

That's where he's been then! He's been a 'guest' courtesy of the RSPCA.

Best you be staying away from curries then hmm?

Hmpfff... so where have you been then?

Many happy returns Boyo!!!

Fantastic Four and now Dukes of Hazzard. FF... shite D of H....10 yr old son loving the college dorm scenes.(oops) "Close your eyes Ryan" "Why?" "I said CLOSE YOUR EYES!!!!!!!"

Well. This is one thing I hate about the holiday season. Upped police patrols. $181 52 MPH in a 25 MPH zone. Bollocks.

Just you. The bloke was a legend, I'd take his company over any of todays tarts. One of the boys. RIP George 64036[/snapback] Sheep following sheep. 64052[/snapback] Eh! Who pissed in your bed. This is MY opinion, you know free will, ability to think for yourself. Mind you its always big and cool to be alternative. 64060[/snapback] 64074[/snapback] WUM

Imagine how fun it could be with a unicycle implanted in place of a leg. Hmmm... new line of prosthetic for amputees, with a built in sense of humour.

Where's that freakin' DeLorean? Could have sworn I was just transported back to 1980- when I FIRST read that joke.

There are 2 types of people in the world, those who remember Chayton and those who don't. 63192[/snapback] I couldn't forget Chayton! I always had trouble distinguishing between his posts and Medina's. Or was it his posts and Swindon's? 63225[/snapback] 63235[/snapback] How you doin' today, kidda?? 63237[/snapback] Champion! Had a premonition last night that Shepherd, Souness, Saunders & Murray were all wiped out in some freak napalm accident - fuck I hope it comes true.... 63241[/snapback] Something similar to me this morning. I was just daydreaming about how wonderful women look in stockings (as one does ) when I see Toonraider posting!!! Whadda thought 63247[/snapback] Boys! You with stockings in general, another with boots...

If you only need her face, can I have the tits ? 62960[/snapback] You'd never tear yourself away from a mirror.... 62965[/snapback] Jesus Christ. Thanks for the mental image of Jimbo, tit in one hand lifting it to his tongue, cock in the other masturbating furiously and admiring it all in the mirror. 62968[/snapback] I've got a lazy-lob on after reading that ! 62970[/snapback] Speechless

Word to your mother ! 62845[/snapback] And he's taking himself SOOOOOOOOOOOO seriously. Angry music. Tool- The Grudge

People really are putting the horns to this thread aren't they? [pedant]yeh yeh yeh, ANTLERS, I know [/pedant]

actively pursues him.

The Cure- World In My Eyes

Metallica- Four Horsemen

Completely, well, almost irrelevant. This poor deer's situation is completely bucked.

A young boy says "Mummy, do they put up Christmas decorations in Vietnam?" His mother replies "No but I've heard they may be hanging Glitter this year."

Hehehe- don't really need to be kept warm here either... but the comically goofy expression on my geet big daft man here was priceless when he grabbed the duvet for a nap... funny seeing a 6'2" man turn into a big girl saying "Oh it's all warm and.... fluffy!"

(sorry, but the smilie just implies all the hilarity experienced here)

Might be age or the fact that you get what you want for yourself at any given point. I'm the same- give the pressies to the kids as I'm really not fussed for anything. Having said that... electric blanket Cath? Just bought myself this great 'foofy' down filled duvet. Heaven.. sheer unadulterated heaven.

It's simple really. You've 'come' across it alot, it's just you've gone blind from wanking too much and the binoculars would be a bit hard to grasp due to your hairy palms.