Mags

There's a few people I can/could name that this world would be a better place without so I'll have to go with manslaughter or murder.

Need to be able to match all the cute outfits and can't wear the same ones ALL the time !

Just in from a quick supper and more than a few drinks at the local- bit fuzzy headed and grinning like mad- last hour of the day has been the highlight. Life's good- roll on tomorrow.

hmmmmm why dont I totally believe you there? 4563[/snapback] He can be a perfect gentleman or not as he likes- I shall be the perfect lady, gracious, polite and just ever so slightly aloof.

I heard he is so tall that I can see him from my balcony when the weather is good. 3464[/snapback] tis true I cant deny it........ I have to be closed down when it gets too windy as well, not allowed to walk over the Redheugh Bridge. In fact Im so tall I have to bend down to put me hands in me pockets and stand on step ladders to comb me hair. 3704[/snapback] I just want to know... umm... nah nevermind. 3706[/snapback] oh yeaaaaaahhh baybeee! 3799[/snapback] Small penis? 3801[/snapback] You offering?

Gol- No- it's a legitimate thing. (At least to us- you deal with bloating and pending cramps and see how fucking joyful you are the week before) SLP- look at it this way- gravity. That seat is meant to be down by all laws of nature.

Hmmm- if you wear poor fitting heels then yes- and they'll hurt like a bastard as well. Mind a well fitting pair of heels can have a girl sashaying and strutting her stuff like no one's business.

Been getting these for my youngest lately- have to say I enjoy them as much as he does.....

It's quite easy actually- and great when you have mid length to long hair- you've got it wrapped in this towel which absorbs alot of the water from your hair after you wash it meaning it takes less time to dry. How it's done- (Guys, minds out of the gutter please for the next 30 seconds cheers) Bend over so your hair hangs down- place towel so the edge is at the nape of your neck and covering your hair, bring towel around under your head twisting it about with the hair wrapped inside, stand straight and flip the darned thing back. Sounds a bit dodgy reading it over, but that's how it's done. Oh, and me mum taught me when I was just a little wee Mags..... Next question?

Nope.

Like I've bought all the Harry Potter books- for my sons of course.

Seahorses- Blinded By The Sun

In 30+ C weather. Riiiiiiiiiiigggggggggggggggggght. You just want your package on display so if the accent doesn't work....

You do realise you've set yourself up for a prime piss take when I see you now with that comment.

Methinks J69 might try for a scholarship at the University of Alabama/Auburn hmm?

It's way too vanilla for me at the moment. Faith No More- Ashes To Ashes

Sorry J69- been laughing at Sonatine's post the while. I can picture you swaggering into a pub, downing a pint and then getting your kicks at a ballet school like was shown in the clip. You wearing a pink leotard- nup. Can't go there.

hopefully keeps his manly hands where they belong.

Paula Cole- Feelin' Love

I heard he is so tall that I can see him from my balcony when the weather is good. 3464[/snapback] tis true I cant deny it........ I have to be closed down when it gets too windy as well, not allowed to walk over the Redheugh Bridge. In fact Im so tall I have to bend down to put me hands in me pockets and stand on step ladders to comb me hair. 3704[/snapback] I just want to know... umm... nah nevermind.

Get them PM'd. Are you a Scotsman or a Mouse? 3505[/snapback] I`m a "True" Scotsman! Well i was on Saturday anyway... 3507[/snapback] Nup- not going there... just won't. And lookie here- Sonatine has surfaced!

U2- A Sort of Homecoming (live)

Why can I picture you doing exactly that?