Mags

has just broken the most important non-written rule in the FPA thread- don't follow yourself!

Eric Clapton- Have You Ever Loved A Woman

Got some good ones of you- sure you don't want to post one?

hmmm you see everything through rose tinted spectacles 6878[/snapback] Ohhhh... haven't heard that one before....

U2- One

Likewise- but no matter. Happy Birthday kidda.

Is there a sunbed story I've missed here? 7093[/snapback] Don't think so- check the colour match between hands and face on the adjusted pic. Mind, knowing Craig I'm sure there might be some sort of amusing anecdote there somewhere after all....

Depends what age. There's been a few, none really worth mentioning now (in my opinion).

We thrive on stress and angst- therefor the perfect man really isn't so perfect after all.

has made this thread their top priority.

Got these this summer but with the rose lense, not brown- quite like them.

Yes, the species would last much longer if there were only women. 6873[/snapback] Yeh, you took that way too literally...

Underage and drunk off my arse by 6pm on C.M.F's and warm lager whilst on the beach- ended up hallucinating and being brought home absolutely mortal to find the dog had puked on the floor and my mum standing over me giving me a right bollocking for drinking while I had to clean up the mess. The hallucinations were the embarrassing part mind- the rest was just cruel. Oh, and waking up once fully clothed held down under the covers by two undressed men- one on each side. Don't care to think about that one too much- too scared to figure out if I did anything with them or just was there while they had each other.

Survival of the fittest and all that.

All the best- hope it was great!

Are you suggestion something like one of those state funded programs for 'special' individuals?

knows it is better to be than to just merely exist.

is daft.

suspects I never outgrew it .

needs to get some sleep- good night X.

is either too kind or too tired. (cheers)

finally has a working pic/ava

Sorted then- XXX for a preview.

So your love life involves blokes in skirts and scissors? 6808[/snapback] Forget the scissors- thought you said you were keen on experimenting???

Could be-**bites back dodgy blow dry comments**