paddy

you've breen warned

i hate to say it but........yes

is sammy lee english?

Beat me to it Would be batter than Mackrelaren though. Puntastic Christ almighty though.................Hughes..................!!!!!!!! Theyve gotta be avin a laff, gotta be codding us i thought we'd haddock with jokes like that

sky have Ant and Dec as 500-1 hhmm might have a fiver

tbh Tom and Jerry could do a better job than that fat fuck

Mark Hughes has been mentioned too

my mates dads brothers nephews nextdoor neighbours workmates sisters aunties hairdressers binmans brother done a shopfit at a sportsworld shop and the managers brothers aunties neice knows mike and said its not speculationtastic

Liverpool boss Rafael Benitez is set to spend £7m on Slovakia international defender Martin Skrtel. (Telegraph) Aston Villa want to sign Arsenal defender Justin Hoyte and Reading striker Kevin Doyle. (Telegraph) Birmingham are continuing to track Manchester City striker Georgios Samaras. (Telegraph) Bolton keeper Jussi Jaaskelainen is wanted by Barcelona, but the Fin intends to remain at the Reebok stadium until the summer. (Telegraph) Tottenham manager Juande Ramos will pay £8m to make Chelsea defender Tal Ben Haim his first signing. (Telegraph) Spurs are also are weighing up a £9m bid for former Chelsea midfielder Tiago, who has struggled to make an impact since joining Juventus. (Telegraph) Meanwhile, striker Jermain Defoe has revealed he has been told by Ramos he can leave White Hart Lane if he wants to - but the 25-year-old has vowed to fight to stay at the club. (The Sun) However, Aston Villa have been alerted to Defoe's availability and manager Martin O'Neill is keen to make an offer for the England forward. (Guardian) Chelsea need to increase their bid for Bolton's Nicolas Anelka from £10m to £15m if they are to secure the Frenchman's services. (The Sun) Ipswich have dismissed speculation that midfielder Danny Haynes is set to join either West Ham or Everton. (Telegraph) Fulham are interested in signing Falkirk's Portuguese striker Pedro Moutinho. (Telegraph) Liverpool may move for 17-year-old Ghanaian defender Daniel Opare, after he expressed a desire to play in the Premier League. (Telegraph) Manchester City are set to sign a forward, with Peter Crouch, Fred, Lucas Podolski, Amanto Mancini and Vagner Love all on their list. (Telegraph) Portsmouth defender Matt Taylor is wanted by Reading, Bolton, Sunderland and Rangers. (Telegraph) West Ham are interested in Portsmouth striker David Nugent. (Telegraph) Leeds chairman Ken Bates has slapped a £3m price tag on 15-goal top scorer Jermain Beckford, who is attracting interest from Derby. (The Sun) Fulham are set to sign Jean-Alain Boumsong on loan from Juventus. (The Sun) Coventry's £3m-rated striker Michael Mifsud is wanted by Birmingham, Wigan and Reading. (The Sun) Birmingham and Wigan are battling it out to capture Swedish defender Erik Edman, who plays for Rennes. (The Sun) Liverpool's 18-year-old left-back Emiliano Insua is wanted by Spanish club Real Sociedad on a six-month loan deal. (The Sun) Everton manager David Moyes is close to signing Sheffield Wednesday defender Frank Simek. (The Sun) Sunderland boss Roy Keane is confident he will sign Reading midfielder Stephen Hunt, despite having an improved £3m offer rejected. (The Sun) Derby manager Paul Jewell has begun negotiations with Blackburn midfielder Robbie Savage over a £2m deal to bring him to the club. (The Sun) Juventus coach Claudio Ranieri is keen on signing unsettled Liverpool midfielder Momo Sissoko. (Guardian) Rangers still want full-back Alan Hutton to join Tottenham. (The Times) Manchester City are set to sign midfielder Nashat Akram and make him the first Iraqi player to appear in the Premier league. (The Times) Birmingham have taken AIK midfielder Dulee Johnson on trial and the club is also monitoring VfB Stuttgart left-back Ludovik Magnin. (The Times) Portsmouth and Reading are interested in signing Lille forward Nicolas Fauverge. (The Times) Bolton want £2m-rated Hearts striker Andrius Velicka. (Daily Mail) Torino president Urbano Cairo has insisted insist the club does not want to sign Manchester City striker Rolando Bianchi. (the Independent) Middlesbrough are in talks to sign Herenveen's Brazilian striker Afonso Alves. (various) OTHER GOSSIP Borussia Dortmund fans do not want the club to sign Arsenal keeper Jens Lehmann because he used to play for their rivals Schalke 04. (Telegraph) Hibernian want Phil Parkinson, who is currently Charlton assistant boss, as their new manager. (The Sun) Liverpool's owners are lining up Jurgen Klinsmann to replace manager Rafael Benitez. (Daily Mail) AND FINALLY Manchester United want David Beckham to become the club's global ambassador when he retires from playing. It is a role that would net the former England skipper around £2m a year. (The Sun)

dont diss hexham mind you i moved to Blackburn to get away from the place!

i blame souness

Britneys kids, if she gets custody

given beye taylor cacapa enrique milner emre butt zoggy smith owen bench harper rozenhal feye duff / carroll viduka cannot wait for this, the memories of the league cup game are still fresh, lets hope it is nowhere near as bad as it was in 95

yes...and he specifically said it was because he was going to be Bobby's no 2 with a view to taking over when Robson retired. The reason he turned it down was because he knew the old duffer would NEVER retire! well i'm damn sure a word in his ear from the man he respects most in football might stand us in good stead would do a good job as Sams no 2

swap for agbonlawotshisname and 5 mill

Well, he got at least 6 against us (2 hat-tricks) 14 against us in 10 games. (.cock) 10 for us (according to wikipedia). says 9 at the top but down the bottom its 10. Cheers. So he's -4 for us then. £17m/4 = £4.25 mill per goal against. Great. When's he getting his statue? 3 weeks on thursday

jose turned us down a few years ago remember..........................

one for jimbos wankbank

cardiff 1 down haha 1318: GOAL Chasetown 1-0 Cardiff Oh my word, what a Cupset we might have on our hands! Ben Steane escapes down the right and delivers a dangerous cross which is turned into his own net by Kevin McNaughton for an own goal. Scholars keeper Lee Evans races the length of the pitch to celebrate the goal with his team-mates while manager Charlie Blackmore goes absolutely beserk with the rest of the home crowd. Are you feeling the magic?

What concert was it? Spice Girls.

Bolton will sign former Liverpool striker Djibril Cisse from Marseille if Nicolas Anelka leaves the Reebok Stadium. (Sun) Manager Gary Megson also insists Greek midfielder Stelios will not be joining Sheffield United, despite having fallen out of favour recently. (Daily Star) Manchester City and Wigan are both interested in signing former Liverpool keeper Jerzy Dudek, who is now reserve keeper at Real Madrid. (Daily Mirror) Danny Mills says he wants his loan move from Manchester City to Derby to become a permanent transfer. (daily Mirror) Rangers have joined Bolton and Sunderland in the race to sign Portsmouth's Matt Taylor. (Daily Express) Fulham could make a £2.5m move for Liverpool's Harry Kewell. (Daily Mail). Manchester City and Aston Villa have made formal inquiries to Newcastle about signing striker Obafemi Martins. (Independent) Liverpool are watching Zenit St Petersburg's 23-year-old Slovakian central defender Martin Skrtel. (Guardian) Manchester United boss Sir Alex Ferguson has branded speculation linking Cristiano Ronaldo with Real Madrid "mischievous" and "a lie", and said he expected it at this time of year from Madrid. (Times) Liverpool rejected cash-strapped Luton's request to forgo their share of the gate receipts for Sunday's FA Cup third round tie. Luton, who are in administration, could go out of business on Monday. (Various) Didier Drogba is expected to play some part for Chelsea against QPR in the FA Cup as he makes his return from knee surgery. (Sun) Kia Joorabchian, who tried to buy West Ham last season, is involved in a consortium considering a bid to acquire Southampton (Daily Mirror). Newcastle boss Sam Allardyce says fighting relegation when he was at Bolton was more stressful than his current situation (Daily Express). Fabio Capello will watch Aston Villa's game with Manchester United two days before he officially takes charge as England coach (Independent). Manchester City's new loan signing Nery Castillo paid Ukrainian club Shakhtar Donetsk half of the loan fee himself to secure his move to Eastlands (Independent). Havant and Waterlooville's players have been promised an end of season trip to Las Vegas by one of their directors if they beat Swansea in the FA Cup third round (Daily Mirror). Comedian Frank Carson will be telling jokes in the Chasetown dressing room before their FA Cup tie with Cardiff to prevent the players getting too nervous (Daily Express). QPR winger Gareth Ainsworth's band Dog Chewed the Handle have an album coming out in the spring (Daily Express). A QPR fans' group has warned R's fans not to taunt Chelsea fans about their new wealth yet - "save it for when we thrash them in the Premier League," said a spokesman (Times).

fmtastic

the awld buggers right tbh

shaat it you slaaag

red dragon good site for gear, i use plain pear shape hi-light flights on mine like this on these darts (22g)