paddy

jizztastic

ahh do you think so?? cheers

OH do you want it sir, do you

That was Emu dude ahh cock!

fucking hell!!!! who knicked your jelly tots!!

Anyway enough of the Speed love in, i can see the snail trails from here!!!! I'm on the bandwagon too Spongebob, i was kind of against it but as the time goes on i think i would love it if we got them LOVE IT

they went off the radar when Rod Hull Died RIP

IF we get Al and Kev to run the shambles team, what do you think the backroom team would be.... Manager......Shearer Assistant......Keeeegan Coaches.......Ferdinand, Flowers Bus Drivers....Lee, Barton (Warren before you ask), Bookies runner......Terry Mac

needs to be read tbh, people can be nasty and all this football rivals stuff is ok in the main, but (and i may get slated) when something like this happens the colour of the shirt is thrown out the window and i must say i had a lump in my throat reading them

Who's name does Ashley have on the back of his shirt again? could be worse, at least its not Carr or Ameobi or..... or.....

i think he was engulfed by the euphoria of the away games, now he has been away he has had time to reflect on the past 7 months and tbf i think he's spot on, lets hope his next step is the right one

as mentioned on the other thread, RIP very moving blogs, as peasepud said Rivalry means nowt at times like this

blackburn rovers fucking crap, kiss my arse you inbred wanker done

i can see why your not capital of quotes in forums though

and Q - Why are Scousers like laxatives? A - Because they irritate the shit out of you. scouse jokes...................DONE

What do you call a Scouser in a three-bed semi? A burglar. What do you call a Scouse woman in a white shell-suit? The bride. What do you call a Scouser in a suit? The accused. Man walks into a shop in Liverpool: Man: Can I have a pair of tights for my wife? Shop assistant: Certainly Sir, what size head are you? Why does the River Mersey run through Liverpool? Because if it walked it would be mugged. What do you say to a Scouser with a job? Big Mac please. Saint Peter was manning the Pearly Gates when forty scousers showed up. Never having seen anyone from Liverpool at heaven's door, Saint Peter said he would have to check with God. After hearing the news, God instructed him to admit the ten most virtuous from the group. A few minutes later, Saint Peter returned to God breathless and said, "They're gone." "What? All of the Scousers are gone?" asked God. "No" replied Saint Peter "The Pearly Gates!" What's long, scouse, and goes around corners? The Dole queue. What do you get if you come across a scouser buried up to his neck in sand? Not enough sand. One day a scouser dies so before he goes to heaven he arrives at the gates of St Peters. "Age?" Peter asks. "24" the little scouser replied. "Where did you live?" "Well, um, Liverpool" "Were you blue or were you red" asked St. Peter. "Red till I died" replied the scouser. "Sorry no scousers allowed into heaven they are all robbing little twats!" "But but I have done good things." "Like what?" "Well, last week I gave a tenner to the homeless the week before that I gave a tenner to oxfam and the day I died I gave a tenner to the heart foundation!" "Well I will see what I can do I will go and explain the situation to God." After half an hour out comes St. Peter followed by god who is wearing a united shirt. "Right I heard what you have done with all the good causes what with giving away thirty quid to charity and I have come up with a solution" God said. "What is it?" asked the scouser. "Well, here is your thirty quid now piss off!" copyandpastetastic

ey ya takin t mikey laa

well dey do doh dont dey doh

watch ya back jimbo

Exactly the same here. You get the impression that if Redknapp starts off badly, you'd get people chanting for Shearer straight away... No one will get a fair crack at it until Shearer has his go.

he had his car nicked

just sat and read the blog. R.I.P very moving indeed

i'm up for it now, he is an improvement on fatsam and at the end of the day he's only here till the summer

wtf!!!