paddy

happy x,mas poeple

i'm horny.....horny horny horny

I asked if she was OK and she said, ‘Yeah, of course. Why wouldn’t I be? They said I was a great shag’ and then she hobbled down the corridor.

dont think i know that one! you hum it and i'll sing it

da da da da da da

i went to Blaydon races

nobody i'd rather be

Are you mad? yes, stark raving crazy just something about her..............

she'd still getit!

i have no idea!!!!!

i have a 12" cock

she'd get it soz

that's what i like to hear. ...and don't forget the golden rule: eating is cheating (unless it's 3am in a kebab shop or curry house) amen brother

got liquid lunch booked for friday, golf driving range for 11 and Prestons finest ale houses for 1, then no doubt more pubs clubs kebabs sick sleep hangover XMAS DO...........................DONE

www.shitpopgroupsofthe90sthathavefitbirdsthatneedashaggin.com and..........................Claire by a smidge

my mum was born at half time of the 1945 home match v spurs, born in the gallowgate end at the front (me gran still watched the second half with half a stout) and me dad was born in london Wembley to be exact 1951 it was the blackpool final he missed Wor Jackies first but popped out for the second soopergeordiemagnesstastic naa dad Newcastle and mum Dublin tobesure tobesure

happy belated belated birthday

followed by "stick the toast on the desk i'll get it when i've.........oops READY"

quoted from sunderland-mad.co.uk

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toy story

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just wrong! anyway it has to be sitting front to back NOT back to sack or standing they are just wrong

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