paddy

well done GB

amen brother

Manchester United have slapped a £75m valuation on Cristiano Ronaldo in a bid to ward off the unwanted attentions of Spanish giants Real Madrid. (Daily Express) United, meanwhile, could hijack Tottenham's £8m move for Rangers full-back Alan Hutton. Newcastle, along with leading clubs on the continent, are also showing interest. (Times) Manchester City boss Sven-Goran Eriksson has had an audacious bid for Blackburn's Paraguayan striker Roque Santa Cruz rejected. He will now turn his attention to Vagner Love and Peter Crouch. (Times) Hot property Dimitar Berbatov will cost at least a British transfer record £35 if any of his suitors - Manchester United or Chelsea - are to prise the forward away from Spurs. (Various) Bolton manager Gary Megson is closing in on Portsmouth utility player Matt Taylor. (The Sun) Fulham boss Roy Hodgson is primed to splash £5m on Watford striker Marlon King - and is also chasing Liverpool centre back Sami Hyypia. Fulham also want Czech giant Jan Koller from Monaco. (Daily Express) Birmingham are keen to secure the services of occasional Man United midfielder Darren Fletcher and Spurs defender Anthony Gardner. The pair could cost £5m. (Express) Seemingly disgruntled by his lack of opportunities at Upton Park, Dean Ashton could leave West Ham with Manchester City, Tottenham, Newcastle, Portsmouth and even Chelsea possibly interested. (Daily Star) Blackburn's Robbie Savage tops Derby manager Paul Jewell's transfer window wishlist. Other targets include Savage's team-mate Jason Roberts, along with Crystal Palace midfielder Ben Watson, Tottenham's Hossam Ghaly and former Newcastle star Lauren Robert. (Daily Express) Jens Lehman's proposed move from Arsenal to Borussia Dortmund has broken down because of his wage demands. (Times) Sir Alex Ferguson is reportedly monitoring the situation of Javier Mascherano at Liverpool. (Independent) Italian giants Juventus are also tracking the Argentine international, who Liverpool have still not secured on a permanent deal. (Mirror) Bolton are chasing Celtic's giant centre back Bobo Balde. Boss Gary Megson also wants to raid his old club West Bromwich Albion for Zoltan Gera and Paul Robinson. (Mirror) OTHER GOSSIP England boss Fabio Capello will take in two FA Cup ties this weekend - most likely Man United v Villa and Liverpool v Luton - before he officially starts his new job at Soho Square on Monday. (Daily Mail) Gary Neville could make his long-awaited return from injury when Manchester United meet Villa in the FA Cup on Saturday. (Various) Chelsea fear John Terry could miss the rest of the season with his troublesome ankle injury . (The Sun) Reading striker Dave Kitson says he doesn't give "two s***s" about the FA Cup. His manager, Steve Coppell, is likely to field a weakened team against Spurs this weekend. (Various) Sven-Goran Eriksson reckons Man City keeper Joe Hart is the answer to the England goalkeeping crisis. (The Sun) Steve Finnan says Liverpool's title hopes will be over if they suffer one more slip-up at Anfield. (Independent) Joey Barton may now have been bailed from jail - but he will not be getting close to the Newcastle squad in the near future. (The Guardian) Back to top AND FINALLY Steve Clarke - not Avram Grant or Henk ten Cate - tore into Chelsea's players at half-time against Fulham, questioning their commitment and demanding they raise their game to inspire their fightback which saw them take all three points at Craven Cottage. (Times) Birmingham City have called 16-year-old midfielder Jordan Mutch into their squad for Saturday's match at Huddersfield Town and, if selected, he will break Trevor Francis' record as the youngest Blues player to play in the FA Cup. (various) Aston Villa striker Gabriel Agbonlahor has warned his team-mates that they should not rile Manchester United when they meet them in the FA Cup this weekend by scoring a goal too early. (various)

wednesday, thursday Abdoulaye Faye saturday what a day playing shiiit on theee parrrkkk na na na naa naaaa na na na na na na

i was willing to give him till end of season, but now NO DAMN WAY, get him out now

Pudsey bloody bear!! no thanks would rather have basil brush tbh

right i'm off night all, sam to go in morning

dear mike can you sell some shares, sack knobhead sam and go to portugal for Jose, take SBR with you to sweet talk him please Regards Paddypissedoff

2-0 bye bye sam thanks for the effort! TWAT

who's this jose fella?

www.stevestoneforthetoon.com

He's flying tonight like when does the transfer window open?

1900: TEAM NEWS Newcastle v Man City Michael Owen will not start for Newcastle. The little fella is on the bench, with Mark Viduka in for Alan Smith. Manchester City are unchanged. Newcastle: Given, Beye, Taylor, Cacapa, N'Zogbia, Milner, Butt, Faye, Duff, Viduka, Martins Then? more like Taylor given martins viduka faye duff milner n'zogbia beye cacapa 4 3 2 1 with the strength of Skippy and oba at ctr defence and the pace of cacapa up front,

I am in your world Ms Radg. We call him John I call mine Mr Jack and I have a hooseful trying to drink it and looking over my shoulder !!! HELLO RADG'S HOOSE are mr jack and mr cola keeping you warm

happy new year radgina

Performances ?

. enjoying themselves away from the shite kiss arse bbc tele

take that on itv bringing the new year in

whos?

take that on itv

yabba dabba doo

technicalities tbf

amen

i saw about 30 seconds and i must admit a almost puked