Andrew

100% won't happen.

What the fuck is that bollocks? Jesus get abolishing this nonsense into a manifesto somewhere please.

Royal Correspondents, delighted at having something to do, are lamenting that the Queen cancelled the Order of the Garter ceremony to make room for the speech which will now not happen on Monday and that she may miss some of Royal Ascot too!

You're assuming they aren't just rubbing it in, if she had an increased majority they would've been saying that it was not relevant to the negotiations. Given the assertion that parliament did not get another meaningful vote on the terms of leaving I don't think an increased or decreased majority would've made a difference.

Why?

Man city?

I wonder if anyone outside of the DUP and upper conservative party even knows what the fuck is happening to be honest.

I've definitely not got time for that this aft sorry Fish.

Leon Osman? He played for them for ages assume he managed a few every year.

If thats as much of a balls up as it appears to be from May then surely thats it for her?

They are "supporting a minority conservative government" apparently. Mays even fucking this up terribly.

Mine used to do that so I'm well versed in the opening of A tout le monde by megadeth. I'm not sure how I changed it but it now kicks off with something random if the music app isn't already running.

Both sheffield clubs

Who expected her to give up the chance of one last u-turn?

HAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAAAA

Theres no chance of a tory win here but we went lib dem in 2010 before going back to labour last time out. Otherwise its been Labour since the 50s and since Burnley voted strongly for Brexit it'd take some monumental stupidity for us to swing back to lib dem.

I like that this is a thing.

I thought they stopped doing page 3?

You ever worked in an office?

Defoe, Kane Sissoko

Googled it as well now, absolutely no way anyone is getting that last one

Hasselbaink? Sissoko.

He just did his usual trick tbh, talk nonsense that can't be backed up, use odd words and dodge questions so he could make his own point. I don't understand how it's not completely transparent by now, like mourinhos whining.

It doesn't come as any surprise but boris really is a right twat isn't he?

Sibierski? Sissoko