Andrew

Can't examine him yet as he can't even straighten the leg

Jonas! What a man.

Place your bets, tiote to be sent off for something most wouldn't get booked for!

Why's alan smith defending a player who's just put in a career threatening challenge?

Perch coming on, santon going back to left back at a guess

That was a fucking shocking challenge on haidara Red card any day, not even a freekick given

Both fullbacks poor then.

Fuck

Debuchys game could well be over, feeling his hamstring

indeed, his wife made sure that was public knowledge a while ago

Or what exactly?

Not saying she's not head over heels for yohan mind, snap judgement she doesn't give a monkeys about nufc though

Need to reign her in, she was babbling about hoping to get a move earlier in the season. Seems like a typical, doesn't give a shit, wants the cash wag

Just picked up 2 new pairs of glasses, slightly different prescription to my old ones and my eyes feel very strange

Aye and they've gone from strength to strength since he left

Aye, been applying for all sorts since January, these two are very cool jobs though

Not bad, applied for two jobs this afternoon that are right up my street and could be amazing opportunities. Feeling good til I inevitably hear nothing or am rejected

"wheres the best place to be with Cheryl Cole?"

it might be similar to the one that kept cabaye out for a while this season. something not serious but that will require surgery to correct so it doesnt keep niggling.

its an open draw, we can play anyone in the pot now. not sure when it is. He can be that player, he still goes missing a little too much for me, more like tonight and he could be an excellent player for us

YEEEEEESSSSSS!!!!

Corner, Campbell doing well in the build up

Jesus Christ That was close

Dangerous spot for this.