Sonatine

I don't know what's more mental, his Catweazle beard or his fucking head. Either way, someone needs to stage an intervention soon. Not so soon so we can't get a few more laughs from the crazy cunt though.

Meanwhile, in the land of Unicorns and Rainbows....

Help yourself ladies, for some funny reason I'm guessing he's single and available.

Nice of Brewcey to give us a reminder of what a snide, arse licking cunt of a man he is

Who can forget his star turn in Wraith and NUFC (Deceased) ?

Would need a good wash after all the action it's seen

If you squint you can just about make out this fella skulking in the background

What a fucking chancer this cunt is man, I'm actually starting to warm to him

Heard a rumour that Storey has been seen asking questions from the young lass who works on reception at the Stade de Shite. Didn't get the answer he was looking for it would seem.

Is today the day the hairy Walter Mitty's bid will be accepted?

Speaking of which....

35? More like Granny Graham, amirite?

I work at Durham Uni, not looking forward to the coming weeks....

Off to horsey Heaven, where he gets to extract his revenge everyday