Sonatine

Well, he can leave the game with his shorts held high.

The only reason I still haven't sacked off BT Sport is because my dad likes to come round and watch whatever match is on. For myself, I barely watch it even if we're playing.

Tbf, I think we would be amazed, just not for the reasons he thinks

Harsh

Oh, it's in the shops apparently.....

He just needs to drop his kegs and shite on a bench, then the pound shop Gandalf will be one of their own.

Trying a bit too hard mate

Just wait until he finds out how much we spaffed on Joelinton....

They've gone from crying about blue passports to crying about blue cheese.

If it's any consolation, more than a few of these fuckers will end up bankrupt sooner rather than later

Freudian slip by Carol there

Brewcey's transfer budget has supposedly been halved, but how can you half fuck all?