Sonatine

Good at selling cheap tat, but not much evidence to suggest he's anything other than a one trick pony. Although that one trick has made him fucking loaded

If he wanted to pack in, why did he get his PR people to do that godawful brochure for him so he could get another transfer. Surely he wasn't just interested in lining his pockets.... https://thespoiler.co.uk/revealed-michael-owen-glossy-brochure/

Well, it's not like we were expecting things to be any different this season. Fuck knows what chancer we'll get when Benitez leaves

An empty, soulless husk of a man.

Aye, not sorry I sacked Sky off a few years back. Only get BT Sport because I've got my broadband from them.

Nice too see Steve McClaren working his magic again at QPR Still beggars belief that shit-eating grinning clown wound up managing us.

Never claimed to be original

Either that or he had a paper round in Chernobyl.

What's all this rubbish on Twitter about some ref quitting because he got caught noncing a dog?

D-E-C-E-A-S-E-D Soon they will be burying me. Too soon?

You can extend that to the whole of the internet tbf. I first went online in '96 before the days of social media, when there was only message boards and the like, and it was a land of milk and honey compared to the shithole it is now.

https://www.football365.com/news/f365s-early-loser-newcastle-and-wasted-opportunities Can't argue with any of that

FYP

Well, he robbed a long career here with the fat cunt, so not surprised he's sticking up for him