Sonatine

Everton just missed a pen too

Storey Manor, in all its glory.

Claims he was home at "Storey Manor", but apparently that's the Fife Arms in Braemar, the filthy lying bastard

Betty White as a sheet now

😂

I think we all know who we really have to thank.....

Good to see It's a Wonderful Life on in the background

Joyeux Noël

There's a lot going on with that headline and photo. My first thought was that He-Man has let himself go a bit.

Of course he did, of course he did 😂

Finished yesterday morning, not back until Jan 4th, happy days.

He's absolutely shameless like, and the needy desperation to remind people of his achievements is equally tragic and hilarious. Give it up Emo, nobody gives a toss about you 😂

Think they just use some form of condensed Blue Pop instead of gravy. Afterall, everyone knows that gravy was invented by that Shadowy Cabal of Tyneside Businessmen™.

The idiots out in force down London today I see.....

In situations like this, the only question you need to ask is "What would Denise Welch do?" Do the exact opposite and you'll be fine