Sonatine

The poor beast has had to go into witness protection now.

Not stressful at all....

Rolling 12 month contract, so in it for the long haul then?

I wondered why #DickOut was trending

Were they all taken good and proper in the Fulwell End?

Smiling up in Heaven as we speak.

One of the lasses at work must be doing something similar, she's spent more time in isolation than Nelson Mandela.

Working fine for me on desktop and my phone now

Pleasuring passing sailors for a swig of white lightning no doubt. #bamplife #russiansailorjizzstilltastesbetterthanrichenergy #arrestedforsoliciting

"The multitude of crisps bags blowing around on the pitch had more movement than their front two etc etc etc....."

What's the betting that Boris is shagging her?

Club International for that real touch of class.

Dead Leg now

Split shift for me today, so I'm back in this afternoon. Doing fuck all then tbf

Was going to say the Knight Ryder was looking a bit rough, but then I remembered he always looks like that.