Sonatine

Put him in charge of transfers, he can put his money laundering experience to good use

Well, there's always one toon legend to be seen in and around the city.

Geordie Pride?

More likely just continued from last night 🍺

Read somewhere that the last time we spent big (by our standards) money on a defender was when we bought Coloccini, 13 years ago

He could stick his turd on that fucking barnet and it still wouldn't make it any worse.

The lying twat

Clearly has some compromising photos of a previous manager.

Derby did in 2001

Game over, although it was probably that way at 1 down.

I'll tell you something, the scran at the local soup kitchen has gone upmarket these days.

They're the only jugs he'll be getting hit creepy mits on. #checkhisfuckinglaptopsharpish #danger #thatbeardlookslikeitsdoghairthatsbeengluedon

At the wheel no longer.