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Kieran Richardson

Alan Smith

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Parky's all over the shop today. Needs a few Ritalin to calm him down. All the cloak and dagger meetings, hearsay and innuendo with no solid information has his conspiracy theory node about to blow.

A team of holiday reps.

Everton have enjoyed three top six finishes in the last four years under Moyes following a 17th place finish in 03/04 when they still stuck with him. In the last four years they've bought only one player for over £10M, and just three between £5 and £10M I'd say the differences between us and them are striking. If they're going to kick on from 5th place they need to invest VERY heavily. If we're going to kick on from 12th place, we need consistency and sensible spending.

But liverpool were closer to Arsenal than Everton were to them. And in turn, Everton were further from Liverpool than Villa were from them. I think that confirms it to be a top 4. Followed by two distinct groups... Everton, Aston Villa, Blackburn, Portsmouth, Man City. West Ham, Spurs, Newcastle United, Middlesbrough, Wigan, Sunderland, Bolton, Fulham. It'll not be too difficult to jump from the last group into the middle, but near impossible for any team of either group to make it into the top.

Selected number of saves made for every goal conceded Van Der Saar - 4.28 Cech - 3.52 James - 3.44 Hart - 3.05 Harper - 2.68 Friedal - 2.58 Taylor - 2.44 Reina - 2.36 Hahnemann - 2.26 Oh dear. One more... Given - 1.46

We're better than Man U!

Selected number of saves made for every goal conceded Van Der Saar - 4.28 Cech - 3.52 James - 3.44 Hart - 3.05 Harper - 2.68 Friedal - 2.58 Taylor - 2.44 Reina - 2.36 Hahnemann - 2.26

Scoffs at Santana in one breath, advocates something just as shite with the next. I never stated my opinion as fact though you self righteous twat stain.

I wonder if it'll be a more gritty, relaistic depiction of handicapped life in America. Forrest could be refused the medical treatment needed to fix his legs due to not having insurance, remain in a wheelchair throughout the film. not get the same education as an able bodied youth, not even get spoken to by, let alone get to shag, a hottie like "GINNY!". He could then die a lonely tramp sitting in his own piss screaming at passers by that he'd have met every president and invented rock and roll if only he'd had medicare.

I was actually feeling quite ambivalent about them winning until that utter, utter cunt popped up on my screen. Why the Carlton bashing? I think it's because he's supposed to be a Geordie.....but he'd rather forget that. And if his own mother and brother stopped talking to him he must be a reet twat.

Van Der Saar has conceded less goals per game like. ...as has Cech.

Of course it just gives them more ammunition for this week if that IS the case. By the way, I spotted a rare breed today, a Newspaper article that's spot on....

True but my money would be on a bad thing I'm not so sure. Keegan/Newcastle has a right to be mighty pissed off with the way the press report on the club. If he's just cutting off press access to his players I wouldn't blame him.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/main.jhtm...4/sfngig104.xml

God forbid anyone should say something that would cause a stir Kevin.

Sky's game of the day.

Birmingham falling apart. Both co-owners want to up-sticks.

Which player has won most honours ever? Giggs must be close.

"I did a bit better than a cuddle last night, I had full sex with a woman!"

A yellow and a red for city. Funny as fuck if they drop out of the fair play place.

As are Chelsea fans.