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Fergie's winning skip is shite.

I'll say nowt about Taylor.

Someone give me a gun and draw a bullseye on Wacky's head.

So Owen's going to Man U and staying here. We're not spending more than £20M, but have already put bids in totalling £25M. And Keegan needs to be like Wenger, who is a genius for bringing youth through the ranks and being so succesful, but is also a failure because he hasn't bought big names that would bring success. The Fleet Street massive really need to start singing from the same songsheet.

When a lover talks about their fantasies it really turns me on. FYP

Well, that's wa Habib Beye, when you say "Wye Aye" Yes, that's wa Habib Beye, then you make me high They say you're gonna leave, you know it's a lie 'Cause that's wa Habib Beye till I die

Habib Beye All my troubles are so far away Now it looks as though you're here to stay Oh, I believe In Habib Beye

A Beye On The Right We sing the songs to Beye oh, boy About a Senegalese man who made the grade And though the songs are rather sad Well, We just have to laugh He never makes a gaffe He blew our minds out, unlike Carr ....

http://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/nufc/2008/0...72703-20890589/

Brian Moore quote "'Alongside me is Keggy Keegle - sorry, Kevin Keegle...'"

It's also funny that Arsene getys a pasting in the very same paper today exactly for his policies on bringing in talent...

How insightful and original.

With Everton on edge and chasing Europe while we'll have a relaxed squad high off a good run sent out to play like it's a training session, I reckon we could give them a reet caning.

Well I think it is Aye because we can't attract the quality of player. What's the situation with you xbox atm it says mine should be back next week. Exactly. It's like the soldiers arriving at the concentration camps, they wanted to feed the skeletal inmates up, fill their bellies so they'd feel better, but couldn't as their stomachs couldn't handle it. They had to be slowly weened from a few spoons of gruel, to soup, to porridge, to mash, to bread, to proper meat over time. Just checked the xbox and apparently "Repair Status: Device Shipped to Customer" I'm off to buy GTA4 at lunch time. Nice analogy there btw. Not quite as good as Keegans... But I think it's the same sentiment. Have you been watching Band of Brothers lately HF? Last year.

Well I think it is Aye because we can't attract the quality of player. What's the situation with you xbox atm it says mine should be back next week. Exactly. It's like the soldiers arriving at the concentration camps, they wanted to feed the skeletal inmates up, fill their bellies so they'd feel better, but couldn't as their stomachs couldn't handle it. They had to be slowly weened from a few spoons of gruel, to soup, to porridge, to mash, to bread, to proper meat over time. Just checked the xbox and apparently "Repair Status: Device Shipped to Customer" I'm off to buy GTA4 at lunch time. Nice analogy there btw. Not quite as good as Keegans... But I think it's the same sentiment.

To be fair, they were spot on about Allardyce getting the boot.

Christ, they'll be calling the Everton game crunch time in tomorrows papers. "Keegan faces the sack unless he fails to pick up the 3 points that make no difference whatsoever to their season. Ashley has also told Keegan he must play Alan Smith who is his favouritist player and do the team talk on one leg or accept being shown the door"

...oh, and to answer your question. The Hives - Your New Favourite Band

Everything I want from Santana could fit on on floppy disc.

That'll do. That'll do?? Without a photo of his telly? Speak for yourself. Fair point. No conclusion without proof, eh? Just that is sounded very soundbyte-y and official for me to believe so. It's a total fabrication man. Fresh Fields is an ITV sitcom for a start. And that finished years ago.

That'll do. That'll do?? Without a photo of his telly? Speak for yourself.

Smith's aggressive behaviour and approach brings out the worst in other players, resulting in the majority of our bookings whilst he's been on the pitch being down to him. possible whoosh? I fucking hope so.

Smith's aggressive behaviour and approach brings out the worst in other players, resulting in the majority of our bookings whilst he's been on the pitch being down to him.

I think people are saying what they feel nothing wrong with that. Only a fool would think there is nothing going on, cause there clearly is. KK has made these comments off his own back and he has made comments in the recent past about not really knowing what there is to spend etc and also that Ashley will back him. I'm uncomfortable with the fact that there seems to be too many quotes coming out of the club in one way or another from KK and Mort regarding management issues and ambition and the summer transfer market. One thing I'm totally sure about looking at KK's persona is that he has a need to iron out various issues internally and also IMO he feels a bit left out. What he feels left out about we can only speculate about, but the general impression I get is that things aren't going smoothly. But Mort came out and said how much he agreed with Keegan, as has Coppell and Pompey head. In fact Coppell said himself that he made these comments ages ago, but no-one gave a fuck when he said it. Keegan has only made these comments in post and pre match interviews, it's not like he's Stevie Taylor chasing journalists all over the shop.

Eh? If Man City picked up more bookings than us this weekend, we'd have overtaken them in the fair play league, of course that's only if you discount Smiths cards. I get you now. Of course if Zoggy played at left back most of the season, or Milner hadn't been used on the left wing, or we hadn't lost half the team to the African Nations for a month, or if we hadn't employed the long ball to two of the leagues shortest strikers, or if we hadn't gone to the likes of Derby to play for a draw then perhaps we wouldn't have been wishing for such a back door bit of opportunism.