Happy Face

"I Brings the Ruckus to the ladies"

What is that programme and is it any good? It's superb....

I wouldn't say I ruined them by wathching them too much, but in the same way there's music I used to love, which I've grown out of, I have films I can barely stand now that I absoloutley loved at the time. Parky mentioned one, Leon. Another will be seen as sacrilege, but Shawshank is sappy enough to make me sick and that last scene in particular ruins the fucker. I also loathe Forrest Gump now. Every time I catch a glimpse of the simpleton achieving another inspirational feat I want to stab a dagger in my temple, how was I taken in by the shite in the first place?

You need to switch that shit around on him.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/e...rem/7298208.stm Four nowt I reckon.

Shrek The Third Feared the worst after the first ten minutes, but it turned out to be quite enjoyable. Certainly as good as the second one. Syndromes and a Century I don't think I've ever been so bored. The fumes going up the extractor was lush, but there's no narrative whatsoever. Just a selection of scenes, some repeated almost word for word in the second half. I got it as Sight and Sound loved it (review) and it was nominated for the Golden Lion, perhaps I'm a bit slow and it was way over my head, if anyone else can confirm it's a case of emperors new clothes I'd be grateful.

http://www.hmv.co.uk/hmvweb/displayProduct...&sku=681113 Cheap as chips by the way.

Denis Leary - Asshole Bill Hicks certainly thought so.

Have you seen the new cartoon? http://uk.reuters.com/article/lifestyleMol...083408520080320 Theme tune goes "Do you wanna be famous?"

The best bits are the goal kicks that only just get out of the box.

Euro qualifier on BBC3 at the moment. Always good for a laugh.

FYP

Jay Electronica - Act 1 Eternal Sunshine (The Pledge)

Dead or Alive - You Spin Me Round (Like a Record)

Blind Melon - 3 Is The Magic Number Followed by.... Booker T and The M.G.'s - Green Onions Finger clicking good.

RIP

While Jenas does.

RIP I enjoyed Quiz Show

As captain, I don't mind hearing stuff like this from Owen, especially when he's ignoring contract speculation rather than slagging the club off for dawdling. Taylor sees himself as defacto Geordie boy peoples captain.

Hercules and Love Affair - Hercules and Love Affair

Oh, that was just inspired HF. Didn't see that one coming at all. Totally leftfield. Brilliant! CODswallop.

I hear he liked fish.

Michael Jackson isn't a nonce and OJ isn't a murderer apparently.

Especially the forum. Not a single Newcastle topic on page 1 at the moment.

Sheffield United Twats.