luckypierre

He's got DJ in his name so its obviously happy hardcore

I think you've got the wrong idea, Shadows pretty mellow.. if he's doing his own stuff. If its just a dj set it could be anything dunno what else is going on during the day though.

I dunno...you have one drink too many and your labelled a lush for the rest of your life !!! Just think about all the charv photos you will be able to take for future ref.. 185836[/snapback] charvers? Have you heard DJ Shadow? I really wanted to go but everyone I knows skint so we didnt bother Should be class if he turns up (bitter memories of Leeds 96)

Not if he's always injured and why would he accept about a thrid of what he is reported to be on? Better spent elsewhere. 185069[/snapback] well the story is Real are prepared to pay 'a large slice' of his 70K a week. Doesnt that make it worth it then even if he would only play 15 games? A large slice says to me a fair bit more than half. So say 20K a week? If he plays half the games is it value for money? I think so 185110[/snapback] If I offered you a large slice of pie, are you seriously suggesting you would expect to get more than half of it, you greedy pig? 185121[/snapback] if the other slice was for you? hell no

Not if he's always injured and why would he accept about a thrid of what he is reported to be on? Better spent elsewhere. 185069[/snapback] well the story is Real are prepared to pay 'a large slice' of his 70K a week. Doesnt that make it worth it then even if he would only play 15 games? A large slice says to me a fair bit more than half. So say 20K a week? If he plays half the games is it value for money? I think so 185110[/snapback] I need to know how much we'd be paying to make a proper judgement. I would have preferred Sol Campbell though. Are we even being linked with Woodgate btw? 185117[/snapback] me too. Actually reading it back fuck knows what large slice means... in Rentons house its probably more than half but who knows I think the interesting thing is Freddies only interested in pay as you play. Although that would be perfect what value would you put on Woodgate even if you know he's going to miss half your games? The story also says its to prove his fitness rather than a loan towards a definite move

Not if he's always injured and why would he accept about a thrid of what he is reported to be on? Better spent elsewhere. 185069[/snapback] well the story is Real are prepared to pay 'a large slice' of his 70K a week. Doesnt that make it worth it then even if he would only play 15 games? A large slice says to me a fair bit more than half. So say 20K a week? If he plays half the games is it value for money? I think so

thats what I thought too.... but thats what the story says

story in the Sun this morning is that although Real are prepared to pay some of Woodgates wages (says a large slice of 70K) Shepherd only wants Woodgate on a pay as you play deal. Woodgate on loan for say less than 35K a week would be a great deal imo.

he first played at left back didnt he and looked far from impressive iirc.

Alan Oliver world exlusive! Cunt

Swingers is brilliant, Made is gash.

Groovy

Snuff - Shake n Vac

East or West Coast mate? West would be a REAL struggle. It's hard to read a book on a flight that long too cos normally you've had an early start and can't take anything in. Enjoy. 174166[/snapback] East. Yeah it could be worse..

Im off to Canada on Saturday. Its going to be a long long flight without my gadgets knowing my luck the movie will be some shite rom com too

I am the master of the C.L.I.T. Remember this fucking face. Whenever you see C.L.I.T., you'll see this fucking face. I make that shit work. It does whatever the fuck I tell it to. No one rules the C.L.I.T like me. Not this little fuck, none of you little fucks out there. I AM THE C.L.I.T. COMMANDER! Remember that, commander of all C.L.I.T.s! When it comes down to business, this is what I do. I pinch it like this. OOH you little fuck. Then I rub my nose with it.

Has to be read with the accent "I eat green berets for breakfast, and right now, I'm VERY hungry!" "Come on Bennett, throw away that chickenshit gun...........Put a knife in me and look me in the eye and see what's going on in there when you turn it. Come on Bennett lets party" "Let off some steam Bennet"

theres a lot of things we should have done. We should be looking to get Trabelsi and Sorin imo.. two new fullbacks for what? 3.5m? We should have paid the extra mill or two to get Boa Morte and Anelka last year rather than an extra 10 to get Owen and Luque Why is it we always pay over the odds and never get players on loan or for free? because we're ran by fuckin amateurs. And just to balance it all out 5th best in a decade 50000 seater stadium signing england internationals etc etc

my all time favourite "Get your stinking paws off me, you damned dirty ape!"

That's cheered me up no end. 173139[/snapback] I don't mean to put a downer on things, but if the Kuyt and Martins deals fall through (which is perfectly feasible), we're back to square one with three weeks of the window left to go. All of this should have been sorted out ages ago, and we should have just been putting Gravesen as a finishing touch to the squad. Instead we've brought in ONE of the 5 or 6 players Roeder said we needed. I think we're in trouble. 173151[/snapback] your posts are becoming increasingly Rentonesque. That worries me more than any transfer tbh

"Your vagina felt good, but smelled horrible"

"I'll shove that bat up your ass and turn you into a Popsicle"

172453[/snapback] Blazin' Saddles 172456[/snapback] Taggart: 'We go ridin' into town, a whompin' and a hollerin' whippin' every livin' thing to within an inch of it's life...'cept the women' Lamarr: 'You spare the women?' Taggart: 'No, we rape the shit outa them later at the Number 9 dance.' "Excuse me while I whip this out "the sheriff is near"

No moaning about the subs? i could reccommend a few more asian films if you want? 172376[/snapback] Nah, I only really can't be arsed with subtitles if I'm tired. Aye go ahead with the recommendations, I'm not mad sold on Asian cinema or anything, but I'm always looking for stuff to rent. No honk kong phooey, hoo-flung-dung stuff mind. I'm not interested in 10 minute fight scenes. 172400[/snapback] 'In The Mood For Love' is pure class. 172401[/snapback] Zatoichi

Look up. 171845[/snapback] It took hours to write that? Btw, for the benefit of LP, cats can't metabolise paracetamol like humans and it is lethal for them. Obviously I hope no-one here would really poison a cat even if it as responsible for pooing on your lawn though. Apparently you can buy lion shit which keeps them away. 171849[/snapback] some of us do work you know! Ive heard they absolutely love the taste of anti freeze but that it literally eats up their insides. Obviously I wouldnt dream of doing such a thing.. but I did think about buying a black widow. Knowing me though my aim would be shite