BigWalrus

Agreed I've seen Obertan do it several times.

Leaning to one side is a natural position, usually employed outside of the bog arena to despatch the most satisfying of flatulent expressions.

I'm enjoying the commentator say SHAT OFF and JERK OFF.

My brother had nowt but the food from the Sachins stall, and he's been shitting liquid ever since.

Keep HBA well away from this one, on a plastic pitch.

Thalidomide would also make it tricky.

I just had a shit that left my hoop, after a single wipe, completely spotless.

I don't write the rules however. But its surprising how many don't know them.

It shouldn't.

Laurent will be gutted.

I sit.

Nowt in the laws of the game about intent (other than handball)

Not even going to watch it.

He looks cold.

Can this thread be locked please?

Is the Europa League that much of a draw?

No reason to ditch any of them. Santon is a proper footballer but he is young - positioning will develop as he plays more games. I'm not worried if there are occasionally slip ups. Anyone suggesting Haidara based on one Europa game against a side who basically ignored their wide men, is living in dreamland, frankly. Haidara may turn out to be quality, but he'd be nothing more than a wild punt right now.

Mbiwa seems to have avoided all criticism for their goal. The ball was his to be won. Yes, Santon then fucked up the clearance too, but stick Colo in Mbiwa's position and the ball is probably cleared.

It's a game under his belt for Mbiwa, which is exactly what he needs. The midfield four + Sissoko were very cohesive today and looked well organised with Tiote sitting deeper. Plenty to build on, but good things are on the horizon with this team. Shit way to lose a match though...

The last part is key. Cisse and Gouffran take their chances and we're 2-0 up and coasting. However, the defence will take the blame for the goal conceded, so they'll have the finger pointed at them.

Yohan Cabaye own goal?

Jammy, jammy bastards

Agreed.

We look canny going forward down the right wing though - Sissoko / Cisse / Jonas triangles with Debuchy overlapping.

He's being targeted by them. He's putting them under pressure as soon as they get the ball and they don't like it. He was booked for a challenge that didn't make any contact, and two of the three free kicks he conceded prior to that weren't fouls. Nathan Dyer in particular is throwing himself down as soon as he feels the slightest touch. They're trying to get Tiote sent off, as they know that they'll waltz through us if we bring Anita on in there.