BigWalrus

I hate players like him. I remember an incident where he kept backing into one of our lads, elbows everywhere. Eventually he went down with minimal contact, holding his face and asking the ref for a yellow card. Horrible, horrible cunt.

Nail on head. Stupidest player I've ever seen. His repeated missing of sitters in the last 5 games sealed our relegation too.

Cristaldo came down on the inside of his left ankle. Wouldn't surprise me if it was deliberate.

Class. Although I quite like the fence quote.

Eating a Bajan macaroni pie now. Incredibly unhealthy, but ridiculously tasty.

Canny debut, but early days yet. I'd like to see him tested by a Premiership team who attack down the wide areas, as Kharkiv didn't offer too much of a threat down the wings.

Fine with me. I love the way they build Liverpool up as it makes it even funnier when they fail.

I did not expect that response.

10/10 penalties. Not a bad record at all. Does it make him the greatest penalty taker the world has ever seen?

My nana calls him Yanga-Mambo, or Yanga-Umbongo. Is casual racism inherent in all 90 years old grandmas?

Most rational football club owners won't just put money in without any chance of return. Chelsea and Man City's owners treat their clubs like playthings. The sooner clubs are forced to live within their means, the better.

Suarez is a horrible bastard.

Roux,

Arsenal, like us, have no chance of competing with the likes of Man Utd (massive commercial income), Chelsea and Man City (both bankrolled).

The French work the least hours in Europe, but are more productive, per person, than the vast majority. Work smart, not hard!

Composure personified. Impressive.

Back four was solid, although there were some moments of atrocious defending from Simpson, getting dragged into the centre and generally being a poor footballer with a poor touch. He has just come back from "injury" though, so we'll let him off this time. Marveaux had yet another chance to show us what he could do and failed miserably. Anita was outbossed by their midfielders and struggled to make any real impact. Other positives were Sissoko looking extremely sharp and interested and Shola's experience showing through. Whenever the pressure was on, he bought us time. He took some knocks up there and coped well. Cabaye has had better games and again ran out of steam after an hour or so, but perhaps he has one eye on Sunday's game. Looked bloody cold out there - does anyone know what the temperature was?

MY thoughts too. Brilliant!

Hmm, I'm sure there was a post there before...

What has he done wrong in this match? Explain. Explain how Shola is holding us back.

Aye, she looks like she could do with fattening up.

Ah bollocks man, he's doing a decent job up there. Open your eyes and think for yourself for once.

If I'm making a curry, I quite often use garlic paste. The vinegary flavour complements the curry quite nicely so it's not intrusive.

It's just mean warm. Make it 5-10 minutes before you need it and it'll be fine.

I used to sit in the 4th row of the Leazes. I moved because the view of the other side of the pitch was non-existent and because my knees didn't fit behind the chair in front. Comfort played a big part in my decision. If the entire stadium was like that, I'd have a decision to make.