Monroe Transfer

Even that is too big a gap if you ask me. It'll only get bigger. Largely thanks to, as aimaad points out, Bayern's ridiculous squad depth and quality.

Bundesliga now a one horse race.

Oh dear. Not a fair scoreline.

Urgh

I really don't think you should 'go digital' just yet....

Hope Cisse's confidence will improve a bit from that regardless.

We never kill teams off, I can't remember the last time we put in a convincing 90 minutes where I felt comfortable throughout. Even the season we finished fifth we failed to capitalise on strong winning positions and we never scored more than 3 in a game (well we beat Southampton 4-2 last season but the fourth was a jammy own goal). We've still yet to since we drew with Arsenal 4-4 (or beat West Ham 5-0, I forget which came last). Really tiring of Pardew's atittude here. Still, we're 4 points off second and have two winnable games coming up (West Brom and Swansea).

Er, Shola

Assuming Cabaye is off due to tiredness.

We're letting them have too much of the ball. Time to go for the kill tbh.

Yeah, these are there for the taking. They score in the next 20 minutes and we'll have another Cardiff away nail-biting second half on our hands.

Tiote

Stop with the long range efforts.

GET IN

I took Lukaku out for Remy.

Well you can't get everything right

Vouchers? NUFC lingerie? Ales?

But Belinda doesn't like it.

Now that's a punchable face.

She probably does your wiping too.

I just use my fingers.

Coffee drinker ^

Uruguay can do one after their/Suarez's antics last time round. Hopefully Ghana get them in the knockout stages and destroy them in the process.

At the moment: 1706 (Twinings) in the morning to wake me up Ceromonial grade Matcha (Vitalife) to get me through the day Popcorn tea (Teapigs) as an afternoon treat Gunpowder tea (Whittard) whenever really, lovely cup Mao Feng throughout the day, favourite green tea Jade Sword (Jing) when I want something refreshing Yerba mate (Kraus) when I want a quick energy boost Cinnamon yerba mate (Matte Lao) when I want something sweeter, occasionally add a bit of sugar to this too Lapsang Souchong (Whittard) with a meal/lunch Have whatever fruit teas I've got in the summer mainly. Will start sourcing more teas/blends from China/Japan in the future rather than the likes of Twinings and Whittard.

Joey Barton's latest words of wisdom: Welbeck? Those tow Southampton players (and NOT Lallana)? Oh dear.