JJ

Should be fun, but that opening ceremony?

Can't say I'll complain if Lurch leaves the Giro Bowl. Really good keeper.

All the best buddy.

That was a beauty. Was it peasepud doing the stalking? Great great times.

Jesus that brings back random memories Had to go and read the thread in Gold after being reminded of that gem.

That rings a bell to be honest. Pretty sure I remember someone complaining peasepud had an advantage by being so lanky. As if it would be any different on any other table

Sickening stuff. Complete scum.

Jesus man that's dreadful. RIP Jon. One of the few from the early days I spoke to a lot but never ever got round to meeting. Always seemed a really good guy.

Like most things they just forgot all about it and never use it. See: 6 second rule. Red cards for foul and abusive language towards refs. Etc etc

Be about 4 am I'd think. Trooper.

Half 4 in the afternoon aswell. Like me in my heyday. I loved a drunken post on here in the early days.

Don't see why it would be a problem. Thought it worked great, and any negative (it might take a very minimal amount of time to use it) would be outweighed by the positive (walls encroaching forward take much longer and never get punished with a booking or anything like that).

Can only pass on best wishes mate. Hopefully you'll get much better news on Tuesday and everything goes as smoothly as possible. Don't worry about England though. None of us are gonna see them win a World Cup anyway. Good luck and kick the shit out of it.

I'm hosting quiz nights for a living now. Great fun. I basically banned trivia tie breakers at the end and replaced it with stupid tasks to amuse me and everyone else. Had a dog biscuit eat off after a 3 way tie tonight. Entertained me.

Whether it's fair or not, Malaysian Airlines is badly fucked. 2 massive incidents in 4 months. People don't forget. Dire incident.

Can't complain. Happy for all the dads. I know Boyo has a wee one and cat has her wee boy (although obviously she's not a dad ). Who else is all parented up? And balls to the cyclists. My town has turned into bike bellend central the last couple of years. Unacceptable behaviour. What else has been happening?

Hello shitheads. Thought I would pop in and say hello. It's been a while. What have I missed over the last few years?

Aye it's a total joke. I still love the club and always will, but Mike Ashley always tries to make it as difficult as possible. The circus continues.

Haven't been here for years, but this is laughable. If Joe Kinnear was half as good as he thinks he is, this would be a great hire. Unfortunately, a legend in his own mind.

So the families won't even get an open coffin. Cunt. Course they won't. They survived. Overall the situation is pretty disgusting. When it first came out there were 2 dead and a few injured and I was relieved it didn't become a Hungerford. Unfortunately, it did.

How the fuck did this happen? Congrats to Bridget! Had a couple of classic nights out with her and the rest of you lot quite a few years ago. Would never have banked on that!

I was blasted for that game too, but I was watching in the pub. Couldn't even remember the score the next day.

Finally bought the game on Sunday and started as Aberdeen. Cannot do anything useful in the league, but somehow I'm amazing in Europe. It's January and I'm currently 11th in the SPL. Started shite, had a nice wee run to get up to 5th, and now playing utter pish again. It doesn't help that I'm losing late goals all the time. Lost last minute equalisers against St Johnstone and Hamilton and then a last minute winner for St Mirren in a game I completely dominated. Ended up amazingly losing 7-6 at Celtic. Went 3-1 down after about 13 minutes so went completely and utterly gung ho. Got it back to 3-2 fairly quickly so kept with the nutty tactics. Ended up 7-3 down, but pulled it back to 7-6 in injury time but didn't have enough time to steal a draw. Meanwhile in Europe I slaughtered some random team before beating Slavia Prague 4-1 in the 4th qualifying round. Drew Lazio, Benfica and Ekranas in Europe and pretty much gave up. Took an early lead away to Lazio in the first game before losing 3-2. Beat Ekranas 2-0 at home before winning 1-0 away against Benfica. Drew 0-0 with Lazio, beat Ekranas 4-0 away and then drew 1-1 at home against Benfica to finish 2nd and qualify. Can't even remember who I've got in the last 32. Need to try and get my tactics sorted in the league because I can't beat anyone, and if I go ahead I can't hang on. But for some reason I'm amazing in Europe.