@yourservice

Obertan just stood and watched there.

I must be watching a different stream, ffs. That was shite.

Nee chance.

Bunch of useless twats.

What a fuckin goal.

Seriously? SERIOUSLY? Aye ok, I meant Suarez.

Players out warming up with 7 Saurez on their shirts.

Odemwingie could be a right handful for him.

Perch starts again.

John Terry: I will fight to prove my innocence, I am not a racist, I once shagged Didier Drogba's wife

They knocked me back, Stevie. They wouldn't post it, even for a couple of hours. Dunno why?

Blackburn 0 - 2 Bolton You cannot beat a bit of unrest in the stands

Steve Bluce

Classic.

Guarenteed to fail the medical.

If there's one thing I can't stand it's Heather Mills without her false leg on.

Anyone fancy changing their name by deed poll to Messi?

I'm embarrassed for you. Not as much I am for you. Was one of those "I'll get your coat" comments, just in case you took it seriously. I still laughed. Nee problem

I'm embarrassed for you. Not as much I am for you.

If the North Korean health system had been a little more efficient, Kim Jong Il could have been Kim Jong Better instead of Kim Jong Dead.

Wolverhampton 1 Norwich 1 Blackburn 2 Bolton 1 Aston Villa 0 Arsenal 2 Man City 2 Stoke 0 Newcastle 1 West Brom 1 Everton 2 Swansea 1 Fulham 1 Man Utd 3 QPR 1 Sunderland 2 Wigan 1 Liverpool 2 Tottenham 1 Chelsea 1

Swansea, West Brom and Bolton - I've got a feeling the expected 9 points from these three will turn into 1 point. Merry Christmas.

Christmas Turkey.

What a shit game this is.