Renton

Oh aye, come in all innocent like, its no coincidence the suicide thread followed on from your Board victims one. Ewerk was the one who put him on the list.

The messiah secreted a clear liquid from his lacrimal glands.

What's happened to Pat like?

Dean Ashton injured for Ingurland as well. Unlucky season, to say the least.

Your presence is liable to take the plane down tbh. Reminds me...I was once on this plane for a business trip from Edinburgh to Southampton and I was sat at the front, on the left hand side. The plane was quite empty and this cheeky air steward (a big gayer, of course) came up to me and said, quite loudly, and totally deadpan: "Sir, I'm going to have to ask you to move to the middle of the plane. The captain's concerned about the weight distribution for take-off" I was a bit taken aback, and said: "Really?" At which point the entire cabin crew start pissing themselves laughing. Cunts. * (*sorry Cath!) They actually do move people for that for real on smaller planes - not due to people being fat but to balance out the passengers if the flight isn't full. That has happened to me, but not all airlines do it... It seems to me to be totally unecessary. Last time I flew with Ryanair nobody was allowed in the front or back three rows... Surely that can't make a difference? I've only seen it on the little FlyBe prop jobs. Presumably it does make a difference, which is a bit worrying if you ask me. Naah, it's as much for efficiency as safety I reckon.

Imagine the turbulence when he's in the bogs man. I dont think he fits in the bogs. Shits in a sick bag, and hands it to the stewardess with a smile. Naahh, he just does it where he's sitting iirc.

Imagine the turbulence when he's in the bogs man.

Who were the last team to be fined points? Boro?

Your presence is liable to take the plane down tbh. Reminds me...I was once on this plane for a business trip from Edinburgh to Southampton and I was sat at the front, on the left hand side. The plane was quite empty and this cheeky air steward (a big gayer, of course) came up to me and said, quite loudly, and totally deadpan: "Sir, I'm going to have to ask you to move to the middle of the plane. The captain's concerned about the weight distribution for take-off" I was a bit taken aback, and said: "Really?" At which point the entire cabin crew start pissing themselves laughing. Cunts. * (*sorry Cath!) That's hilarious, you could have them for psychological trauma possibly. I can imagine you sitting wingside on a Learjet and it flying in circles mind.

no one is ever allowed to dig me about being fat ever again after this admission! I'm positively elfin compared to a bloke who can't get into the brace position! I am and I will ...fucker Which do you prefer, the turtle jokes or fat jokes?

Your presence is liable to take the plane down tbh.

He was class but removed for legal reasons iirc.

The position designed to break your neck in a crash bad enough to break the seats from their mountings, quicker end than burning. Obviously irrelevant in a full-on plummet from 30,000 feet. Urbanmythtastic Not so sure, told it by aircrew. Think about it next time you're on a plane and see what your "brace position" would do for you if you shunted into the seat ahead http://www.snopes.com/travel/airline/brace.asp Those staff should be sacked tbh. There was actually a dcoumentary recently about how to survive an aircrash and it was clearly shown your chance of survival depended on the location of you seat and whether you adopted the brace position or not.

The position designed to break your neck in a crash bad enough to break the seats from their mountings, quicker end than burning. Obviously irrelevant in a full-on plummet from 30,000 feet. "In the unlikely event of failure in all four engines, we will in all likelihood go into the earth like a fucking dart." [/billy Connolly] Putting my Fop hat on for a minute, that's bullshit!

Both are bitches of the Newcastle board.

The position designed to break your neck in a crash bad enough to break the seats from their mountings, quicker end than burning. Obviously irrelevant in a full-on plummet from 30,000 feet. Urbanmythtastic

I'd have Milner, Taylor, Given, Solano and Martins before Butt tbh. As it happened I accidentally voted for Carr. Taylor?

I'd have Milner, Taylor, Given, Solano and Martins before Butt tbh. As it happened I accidentally voted for Carr.

Leazes is one strange bloke mind, listen to this from that forum: http://z3.invisionfree.com/NUFCforum/index...?showtopic=2593 Who does he think these advisors are, and whose responsibility is it to sack them?

Hard one to tell though.

Btw, Dyer's return from injury was like signing a new player, according to NUFC's interim financial report. Anybody else read this? An operational highlight was being knocked out the UEFA cup by AZ on away goals no less. Another was being beaten by the eventual winners in the League cup! No mention was made of the FA cup though.

Nah, my mate built it to last. Two hamsters running in parallel. I could probably soldier on with it for a year or two longer and all, it's perfectly functional really, just getting outpaced a little on the whole multimeedja front. Of course, this will mean a close encounter of the Vista kind... I got my main PC in 2002. Upgraded the hard drive (the first failed), the RAM, and the graphics card (twice) and it's running fine and still playing games.

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think he should get a swingy banner thing ??? Think he should get a kick in the chops for starting this rubbish. If you don't like it...