Renton

Finlandia is gay. I'm surprised Gemmill hasn't mentioned this one yet.

It was a christmas gift to the lads on there It was just lots of pics of 5 or 6 pretty girlies in their christmas attire having fun 147813[/snapback] That's not what Renton says! 147817[/snapback] Depends on how the girls were getting their fun.

IIRC two girls fisting each other.

Btw TR, I'm only pulling your leg.

Given that she admits liking vibrators shoved up her arse, it's hard to see how she could be less innocent.

Says the bloke who decided in advance that Rio's World Cup wind-ups wasn't to his taste. Smirnoff is for scummers, FACT! I drink Absolut or if I'm having caviar, Belvedere. 147784[/snapback] JW

I was once walking when a car squished a pidgeon - it's entire viscera shot out and hit me in the face.

True enough although stolly is the only mainstream one imported from Russia so I assume it's good.....

He likes us to know he's here. Btw toonraider, I witnessed you post some absolute filth on skunkers once.

You can get arrested for shooting sea gulls too - and they're dangerous! 147717[/snapback] What, guns or seagulls? 147755[/snapback] Both, but guns don't normally attack you completely unprovoked by themselves! 147758[/snapback] Closet NRA member tbh 147763[/snapback] Nah, just hate seagulls.

You can get arrested for shooting sea gulls too - and they're dangerous! 147717[/snapback] What, guns or seagulls? 147755[/snapback] Both, but guns don't normally attack you completely unprovoked by themselves!

Stolly is best : FACT. Smirnoff is for peasents who don't know better.

Sodium bicarbonate - makes them explode. The sea gulls round mine are wise to that one though. Using a suitably baited fishing line is also effective I hear.

Have you stolichnaya (sp?). Tis nice.

ok dont be mardy!! I dont ever drink vodka so wouldnt have known 147723[/snapback] I wasn't being mardy - after the Fantasy Football thread, I'm taking no knowledge for granted in all of my dealings with you. 147731[/snapback] What the hell is mardy - grumpy? I hadn't heard of it before until hearing the Arctic Monkeys song - Mardy bum.

yeah i make the same point, i dont drink Vodka but i know what Smirnoff is 147728[/snapback] ????? Absolut is quite a famous brand though. I love vodka but don't drink it often for fear of becoming a total alcoholic!

I don't drink gin but I know what a Gordon's is......

What's a liquid then?

You can get arrested for shooting sea gulls too - and they're dangerous!

Squirrels are rats with bushy tails. Cull the lot of them tbh.

Should I put the kettle on ? 147563[/snapback] "Man Shot by police in self defence- he was about to attack us with a boiling container of strange biochemical fluid which was prepared from biological substances imported into this country from S Asia a spokesman said - we decided to lay waste to the whole area for a mile around just in case" 147689[/snapback]

Not a good success rate then. The least we should expect though is honesty - there are conflicting reports of how the gun was used, just as there was with the Brazilian lad who was shot. Covering it up in the short term just causes wider resentment. Btw, the idea of "chemical jackets" I think is bollocks, which was why I was skeptical from the start about this case. If there is another attack it will likely be using home-made bombs.

The police knocked down the door of one of my colleagues last week (a lass who lives alone) leaving a right mess. Turns out it was a case of mistaken address - they meant to get the one next door. The bloke next door has been accused of raping a girl at a party, and the police now want to DNA profile EVERY man who was present. Thing is, she was pissed out of her mind at the time and can't remember any details. I would say the chances of conviction were zero - but how much money is being wasted and what about the intrusion into innocent peoples' lives, not to mention probably having their details stored away on some computer? As for the case Rob is talking about, you have to worry about the quality of intelligence the police are acting on. And 250 officers seems pretty excessive for acting on a hunch. Have they actually intercepted any terrorists yet? Is it a possibility they are looking for people who don't exist?

Cheers mate, will give that a try. Still waiting for some more knowledgeable types though. But seriously, kids, don't rely on flash memory is my tip for today.