Renton

They must be allergic to them.

Lucky bastard.

Pay more attention, Renton. He's been sniping at my posts for the last couple of days. Think of it like a player getting booked for a foul that's not a yellow, but is an accumulation of others and so deserves a yellow. That's if you understand the concept, like. (Just a joke, there. Or was it a snipe?) Anyway, what's this indirectly threaten with physical violence business. Nobody did that. 52775[/snapback] Alex constantly takes the piss though. Maybe its an acquired sense of humour, but I'm sure he's not malicious. Personally, I thought there was an implicit threat in what you said about meeting up with him given the context. Others can make their own minds up.

What exactly was this abuse? Seriously? I must have missed it, I haven't seen anything that couldn't be described as banter until recently in this thread, when someone has been indirectly threatened with physical violence.

Drum roll......

Ha ha! Very good. I'll be e-mailing that one to certain people.....

I'll go for 2-0 to us. Sorry if I've jinxed us.

Takes one to no one maybe.

I think some of these titles are pretty good really.

Way to obvious imo. I'm not even that bothered about the perpetrator. Whoever it is, surely you can do better than this?

?! 52651[/snapback] It's brilliant. The fire brigade come, but the box is indestructible. Eventually the telephone people come, and remove the whole box onto the back of a lorry. In the meantime, the poor bloke can't communicate with the outside as the box is sound proof. Where do they take him? One of the most disturbing films ever.

I'm interested to hear your reasoning on this one, you're the medical man, but I wasn't aware there was a certain order you were supposed to splash your bird in! 52644[/snapback] Normally tails off towards the end, resulting in a solitary ear ring. Can't believe I'm having this conversation.

52632[/snapback] Watched a film years ago called Bad Boy Bubby. anyone seen it? Fucking gruesome. Me and all my mates got it out on video when we were about 16, my 14 year old girlfriend at the time turned up round mine unannouced and watched it with us - big mistake! Scarred her for life, she wouldn't give it up after that! 52642[/snapback] Nope, sounds good though. Continuing with O/T stuff, anyone seen a short film called La Cabina? I'd love to see that again if anyone has any suggestions.

Yep, and still absolutely shit.

Prequel, surely?

I don't get it. 52617[/snapback] Didn't he hang himself? 52618[/snapback] Yes. Still don't get it though.

I don't get it.

That much? Must do better.

We asked 100 men what auto-felatio was... I'd quite like to hear the answers to that one! btw "self-defiling"? Are you a bishop? 52606[/snapback] Not a bishop, but if sucking your own bishop's head isn't self defilement, I don't know what is!

Is it against the law like? 52604[/snapback] Probably. Or should be.

When did they figure that out and how large was the sample? Was it a question on Family Fortunes? If you asked that question on the street, most blokes would think performing auto-felatio was some Shakespeare part. 52601[/snapback] Everything I say is FACT, I don't have to cite my sources. Anyway, it doesn't really fit into the format of Family fortunes, unless the question was something like "In our survey, what self defiling act did most men admit to being able to do". Doesn't really work. Edit: We could set up a poll on here, though I reckon we will need to power it with a sample size above 3000. What does Jimbo think?

Apparently one in 400 men can commit autofelatio. I'm not sure if this is a blessing or a curse though.

Not convinced, I'm pretty close. What about thalidomide victims, or people with exceptionally long tongues? I need to see some proper scientific evidence to back up your statement tbh.

Hmmm, bit cruel to call her a dog.