Renton

I don't get it. 52617[/snapback] Didn't he hang himself? 52618[/snapback] Yes. Still don't get it though.

I don't get it.

That much? Must do better.

We asked 100 men what auto-felatio was... I'd quite like to hear the answers to that one! btw "self-defiling"? Are you a bishop? 52606[/snapback] Not a bishop, but if sucking your own bishop's head isn't self defilement, I don't know what is!

Is it against the law like? 52604[/snapback] Probably. Or should be.

When did they figure that out and how large was the sample? Was it a question on Family Fortunes? If you asked that question on the street, most blokes would think performing auto-felatio was some Shakespeare part. 52601[/snapback] Everything I say is FACT, I don't have to cite my sources. Anyway, it doesn't really fit into the format of Family fortunes, unless the question was something like "In our survey, what self defiling act did most men admit to being able to do". Doesn't really work. Edit: We could set up a poll on here, though I reckon we will need to power it with a sample size above 3000. What does Jimbo think?

Apparently one in 400 men can commit autofelatio. I'm not sure if this is a blessing or a curse though.

Not convinced, I'm pretty close. What about thalidomide victims, or people with exceptionally long tongues? I need to see some proper scientific evidence to back up your statement tbh.

Hmmm, bit cruel to call her a dog.

Aye, forgot about that series, but that was more of a panto tbh. In all seriousness though, I reckon he does have some inspirational qualities and is a bloody good cook.

Undetermined.

Posh Toyota tbh.

I actually quite like Ramsay, or used to, but he was shit on the F word last night. He hardly swore once, and was like a sycophantic lap dog towards Joan Collins. So yes, that makes him a twat in my book - happily prepared to bully your average Joe but shitting himself when he's with another celebrity.

I've had it with all this fancy camera shite, video etc I never use them so i fancy one of these as it's like going back to basics. 52505[/snapback] Then why get a phone that is way more expensive than most other phones on the market. Get a Nokia 3210 or something 52507[/snapback] Becasue I'm a flash cunt and mainly because I've had one and their shit. Does that answer your question you pretentious cunt 52512[/snapback] Flash cunt??????? You own a Volvo ffs, well your lass does anyway. 52551[/snapback] Doesn't stop you keep ringing me every time your contract is up for renewal begging advice on what phone to get and thats you who owns a Lexus, well your lass does 52571[/snapback] A lexus? I'm no expert on cars but isn't that a pipe and slippers car, almost as bad as a Volvo?

I remember him now, off the other forum, seemed harmless enough. 52377[/snapback] He's totally chilled out mate, I think he had some sort of post-E epiphany. He seems spot on now to be honest. Me and him had some right old ding-dongs on the old toontastic but we kissed and made up. Metaphorically of course 52380[/snapback] Is this a fight club type thing? How many fucked up people are there here?

They're apparently not using it anymore. Sony are on my 'blacklist' anyway. Might hurt a little for the PS3, probably not though. 52359[/snapback] Sony, J69, AF, anyone else?

Anyone care to give me a run-down of Blaydon's history? He gets mentioned an awful lot on here, him and Medina. Also someone was fairly convinced bez was 'Neil' and Crimson Fault showed up around the same time. I reckon I'm just talking to one very sick puppy on this forum, just hope it's not myself. 52267[/snapback] Anyone want to provide a potted history of Blaydon? I would but I'm biased. :0 52309[/snapback] I don't know enough about him tbh.

Aye, it is a bit shit like. Also, it'd be much more useful if it could translate the other way round.

Here's a handy translator to help you communicate with your average 12 year old today. Probably be really useful on N-O, but quite funny anyway. (Apologies if this has already been posted).

So-called hard man. Reminds me of that scene with Vinny Jones in Extras.

Oh ffs. It probably isn't his fault, but this is beyond a joke. Why didn't we sell when we had the chance?

I can prove I was on grassy knoll at the time.................... with Princess Di and the Duke Of Edinburgh 52276[/snapback] Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone. FACT! 52279[/snapback] The bugger never paid me my agreed fee and THAT is a fact - bloody interfering Jack Ruby.......... 52284[/snapback] 'Funny' case this Falconio one like. Personally I can see the guy being acquitted. 52288[/snapback] I'd hang him to be on the safe side tbh. And her, just to be sure.

Yet another thread that goes to prove there is no point in asking for practical advice on this forum.

Jimbo is fond of a little stroke. 52248[/snapback]

Transient ischaemic attack.