Renton

Aye. Step back. We have just drawn to AC Milan in the fucking Champions League at the fucking San Siro with a side with Jacob Murphy as a fucking starter. I mean, go back 2 years and get someone to predict that. I dare you. What's that Steve? It wasn't you Steve.

They'll get many more chances. And let's be honest, the actual football is only 10% of the experience.

Semifinalists tbf. But yeah, what we need to do now is turn around our home form and performances.

Good result, worrying performance. Will take that.

Fucking Hell, almost!

Class by Trips.

Today I think it's a combination of nerves and confidence. We miss Joelinton. Liverpool result knocked us for 6 and we haven't recovered. And just poor form in general. Well turn this round.

This is horrible, want the whistle to go.

Can Isak and Wilson finally combine?

And Almiron.

Wilson on.

Cheating Itae cunts.

Howay lads, get stuck in. Fuck them up a bit.

You're right of course. I keep finding myself leaving the room to do random bits of housework to distract myself. Why? Not like we will win this competition.

He's been like that all season. He's no Buffon like.

Really sloppy stuff by Burn and Pope here.

I reckon we get out this group through 3 home wins anyway. Then a single draw away will do it.

Don't know why I bother wiith this shit, too nervous to enjoy it! Ffs foul on Murphy.

Anyhow, I see you've been doing a good job in all the whataboutery stakes ewerk. Good on you. 👍 [passive agressive thumb symbol]

Erm Wykiki mate, you do realise Ant is irish?

I take it she didn't risk giving a rim job? Oh ffs now I've polluted my mind with YOUR FILTH.

Oh aye, no doubt you prefer the US "pizza pie" deep pan abominations I bet. Pizza in Italy is fucking lush man.

In all seriousness, just eat pizza and pasta in Italy. Can't go wrong. ALthough surprisingly I don't think I could find a pizza place in Navigli.