Renton

Fucking EUSSR CET innit, karnts. Fucking clashes with all my childcare routines, will probably get done for driving whislt watching my phone (not really).

Weather has turned out nice for the big day, good. I've only been to Milan once (unfootball related) but went out in this area. Canny sure I ate some horse in retrospect.

Apparently a NUFC fan was stabbed last night. I know nothing about the details, all I've seen is belly sliding antics, neither does this lad, but still straight in blaming the victim. Classy fans. What a bunch of cunts they are.

The same logic that they take pride in its x amount of days since we beat them. In truth obviously our trophy count is zero in the last 30 years but I think we rightly can take some pride in our European record of qualification. Only the London clubs (Arsenal, Spurs, Chelsea), the Manchester clubs, and LIverpool have appeared in more CL competitions.

Mackems already got a 100 post thread supporting Bulosconi's (RIP) AC Milan. This post tickled me for straw clutching.

It's so weird. Hding in plain sight. HE'S IN PLAIN SIGHT YOU STUPID FUCKERS (me included). Listen to this fucker interview Savile ffs.

After years of practice, its easy enough the average mackem to square this particular circle.

Jackie Milburn was a mackem tha knarrs marra? This lad knows the score, ha can smile to himself. Gateshead, County Durham, has fallen to them along with Morpeth. Why aye!

Brentford are apparently utter shit now too. Pretty sure that along with Brighton, this was the club they were hoping to emulate. But it seems they've upgraded themselves not to Ajax.

That is fantastic.

This is funny. One of their own has rightly picked up on the obvious hypocrisy of them calling County Durham Mags scum at the same time as lauding Nothumberland SMBs. Think this old lad Bob is going to have a coronary over it.

Whoaaa, marra. That's gonna piss off the huge numbers of MLFs who support Feyenoord. Incidentally, I googled the Sunderland Feyenoord "connection" to make sure it wasn't something I had imagined, as it's difficult to keep track with them having founded so many European clubs etc. First link I got was their head-to-head record, which obviously should be canny substantial considering their closeness. Oh.

Northumberland pub with mackem memorabilia displayed.... in the 70s! How the fuck would you even remember this?

The SMB is increasingly bizarre, full of threads about territory and MLFs living everywhere. This is from a whole thread on MLFs living in Alnmouth of all places, as discussed it's apparently heroic for MLFs to come from Northumberland but county Durham Mags are vermin for some reason. Anyway, this has to be one of the most needy posts of all time. Wifey in St Abbs visitor centre has a neighbour who is an MLF, man in St Abbs harbour is a a Glasgow rangers fan but has a colleague who is a MLF, and a Sunderland top was spotted on a washing line in Alnmouth. Crikey.

It's about time you antipideans stood up and apologised for Murdoch iyam. Not a single person has fucked the UK over more than this cunt, and I'm including Thatcher and Johnson in that list. Apologise. NOW. Oh, and you say sorry for Rolf Harris whole you're at it., and John Torode.

I think people are underestimating Joelintons contribution last year. He was responsible for about 50% of the press and was seemingly tireless. For me there isn’t a more important player, a fit Joelinton is first on the team sheet and works in synergy with Bruno and Longstaff.

Today wasn't the best showing from either side. We were nervous in possession, sloppy, and lacked creativity compared with most of least season. Brentford wasted the few chances they had. Not all matches in the Premier league are great, although our last 2 home games were good adverts for the game even if we were sucker punched by Liverpool. But listen to this Mackem knacker. The Northern League is faster apparently, and the players show more effort. Guess he was gutted the Mackems didn't go down a few more tiers. Top of the Northern league division 1 is Shildon currently. I honestly don't even know where that is.

And... Why aye.

It's possible Brentford are a better team thanilan now like, such is the strength of the PL. Crazy.

Key is getting SJP a fortress again. Only Liverpool and Arsenal have breached it I think since 2021 season?

Almost feels like a mini Burnley game this from 2021. Really must win, won by a single scrappy goal (or pelanty in this case), and hopefully will kick start our season. It's their first loss too, good result. With AC Milan getting stuffed by their derby rivals, bodes well.

It might be a shit rule but it should be a shit rule for everyone.

Did we score?

Am a minute behind here!

Referee compensating for his own shitness here. Soft pen imo.