Renton

I'm a huge fan of the office and there is no such episode. The lying cunt.

She probably just has, on air, and is too thick to realise it yet. 🤪

Suella fucking Braverman has thrown her hat in the ring, live on Peston. Jesus H titty tap dancing christ.

I looked it up and it could have been written for him, especially after today.

My admittedly poor understanding of the situation is that only the monarch can get rid of the PM for definite. Might be wrong though.

At last, the meaning of life.

This mandate of 14 million people Johnson is allegedly claiming, does he not know we live in a parliamentary democracy where you vote for an MP representative rather than vote for a president? He's fucking bonkers.

And the people of NI weep.

Well, he always said his Brexit would be a titanic success.

This has got be the most shameful episode in British political history we're witnessing. Refill please.

I thouight you said he'd resign under cabinet pressure. I'm not convinced he will resign even with a VoNC at this stage. Which is probably a good thing tbh.

Thought you said this wouldn't happen?

If they televise a fight to the death on PPV for these 2 groups it might go some way to paying off the national debt.

Sajid, not sure about Sunak personally though. Doubt Raab will either. Maybe a black horse like Tugenhat. Chris Pincher maybe?

Just wait 'til he gets home.

Well that was excrutiatingly brilliant.

Ooops, he's finally ruled it out. Good job he always tells the truth I guess.

He won't discount a dissolution of parliament and a GE even when repeatedly asked. What a cunt.

Never mind Boris, come to Bitty.

"What's 148 + 32" Jesus christ, this is gold.

Johnson "You know who captain Hindsight is don't you?" Bryant "Yeah, it's you".

He's going to leave in an incredibly undignified way, isn't he?

Fucking hell they're crucifying him. Why does he persist with this? Is he mentally ill?