Renton

Well it's a long and proud institution.

Including hiring sex pests, you SEX PEST ENABLER.

Two more resignations, Trott and Quince. The less cyclists in government the better I guess.

Sunak knows a sinking ship when he sees one.

Pissed at 8.20 in the morning!

How long do we say this is good for the opposition before one way or another we run out of road? He's more Stalin than Churchill.

Yeah, we got that last year, now it's spreading to verbal introductions. Voluntary, I think, so far.

I don't even know who Jordan Peterson is. I have almost zero interest in this subject, think there are far more important things. But trying to change how I address myself after a life time is a bit much. For those that don't mind doing this, fill your boots, I don't care either way.

I would say that was a fairly harmless joke, no? I don't see the ofence init but then again I'm ready for pasture now I think. My work told me last week when I introduce myself to a client or someone else, I shoudl say "Hi, my name is Renton, I like to be referrered to as him/he". Fuck. Right. Off. Sorry if this makes me some unconstructed bigot, I just don't feel comfortable doing this. Anyway, is it right to make me feel uncomfortable?

It's worse than that, I share my Google account with my kids so this will pop up there, possibly work too. Should have used Daddy's special search knowing it was you (incognito).

Google, what is a blumpkin? Oh.

Or actually do something important before she croaks it.

Is it good for a chancellor to go against treasury advice? We're finding out who the uber cunts are now, the utter dregs of the tory party. Presuming we don't end up in a literal dictatorship we shouldn't have to see these cunts ever again shortly.

JRM says everything is coolio. Nothing to see here. The cunt is going to brazen it out. Unbelievable. Strike that, completely believable. This is insane.

Rees Mogg on C4 now.

Well as she's not currently floating face down in the Sound of Mull I can only assume she's a keeper. 👀

Definitely now the longer he clings on the more he damages the tory brand. This is pure entertainment.

Is he really doing a reshuffle? I mean, nothing is beyond him. Problem is, I might be wrong in saying this, but literally nobody can expel him as PM, not even his party. They can throw him out the party, but that's it I think. Maybe the Queen can? Dunno.

Crivvens, Jings, Help m'Boab etc. Hope the rest of your hols pan out more smoothly.

Shit, just seen you had to get there from Iona. Her leg would have to have been lobbed off before I shifted from there. Ignore the Tobermory bit! You'll have obviously been and frequented the MishNish.

I visited that same A&E with brat #1 2 years ago with a suspected broken wrist. It wasn't of course but cost me a few hours of my life. Mind it was pissing down anyway unlike in your photo. Get across to Tobermory mate. 👍

Gemmill is like a mini-Johnson, constantly deflecting and obfuscating his night of taxi rank shame, or plain just forgetting about it, conveniently. But we will NEVER forget.

Anyone got a male tory MP?

Well the first of those two events aint happening, so are we looking at a back bench coup d'etat or someone in cabinet to grow a spine?