Alex

Aye, and most of the time since then

AKA the Oh Hi, Mark

© BFI

*Sheeran

The TV section of The Evening Chronicle back in the day when it was a broadsheet and it (or at least the TV critic) still had pretensions of it being a quality newspaper.

Just score them out of 100, since that's what you're effectively doing

Yeah, me too

***** Excellent, do not miss **** Well worth watching *** Flawed but interesting ** Some redeeming features * Absymal Five stars to anyone who remembers where that's from

The Brummie accent is much better suited to moaning though

That Forest game was great, not just because we got into the Champions League and Boro and Sunderland both went down on the last day of the season but also because I'd been at the Forest away match the year before when Ian Woan's equaliser effectively killed off our hopes of winning the league. The piped up straight away with chants of "You've never won fuck all..."

I wasn't saying it was great but it was definitely what I'd call a decent fight until Haye's injury finished it as a contest. Some of the hype surrounding it afterwards has been mental even by boxing standards though.

Robbie Elliott winner

The fact they dress like bairns (probably right down the Arsenal undercrackers and pyjamas set) doesn't help them in that regard.

Would that be us on the final day of the 96/97 season? Twenty fucking years ago.

I just find the decimal points a tad OTT

I see Hughie Fury is fighting Joseph Parker for a version of the world heavyweight title and Khan v Pacquiao is now not going to go ahead as planned.

I tend to think we're getting the Full English Brexit even if it does taste like shit

I thought it rated about 6.3/10

I refuse to give them another view by even clicking on the link. Parky must be on commission.

I was just messing with you, Jonny

Forgot about that. Just call me Dave was another cracker

In the narcotic sense.

Never realised sourcing soiled knickers was so time consuming

Whatever happened to 'Broken Britain'? Did Cameron fix it?