Alex

Per person: 1 measure of espresso (made in advance and cooled down or the ice will melt) 1 measure of coffee liqueur (Kahlua, Tia Maria etc) 1 measure decent vodka 1 measure white creme de cacao (which you can get loads of places - Sainsbury's etc. It's not a 'cream liqueur like Bailey's etc. it's clear). Shake with ice and strain into a Martini glass You wouldn't drink loads of them but they're a nice aperitif for a change

SMB can't make it either, he's got his ATC passing out parade. And good luck, Tom

I occaisonally make them. Created my own version Think I posted the recipe on here once (for Brock). You're right though as loads of the pizza places in town etc. are a bit naff considering how many of them there are.

Aye, it was nice back in the era when the only alternative was Mr Whippy but it's nowt special.

Tbf, I totally agree with the less is more approach to pizza toppings. And I love a nice pizza, but he still takes a bit far. It's pizza ffs

That's still there (the Crescent Cafe). Been superseded by Cicarelli's like.

Be honest, it's the old boilers and Mud's greatest hits

Btw, what do you reckon would be the reaction if you asked for ham and pineapple?

Or at least a retraction

Well he is from Sicily (Montalbano)

Lennon's was owned by the same people I think. Actually for years we used to go to Pepper's after the match. I still have no idea why

It sums the joyless bastard up that he's already talking about getting stuffed in the semi-final if we get through this match.

I'm with you there like, add in the usual suspects in the media telling us how wrong we were etc.

RIP Tell him I was asking after him btw

Are they portable like?

Keep it to yourself

Last one for now:

I've been listening to loads of music all my life. It's the reason I have no friends

My lass reckons I should have been Italian. She says I remind her of Inpectot Montalban cause I create a song and dance about the little stuff and take the big shit in my stride. And I'm bald

And now for something completely different:

And back to the 70s. Maybe the best thing Chic / Nile Rogers ever did (which is saying something):