Alex

I don't think that's the most embarrassing thing about them like

Cotton Bud to his mates

Well you've both got more edge than a broken pisspot

Those photos would be fucking class if they were taking the piss but it's the sheer earnestness of them that make them truly great

https://www.facebook.com/media/set/?set=a.100723589941756.1578.100000123466460&type=3 The unintentional comic genius.

Lavender

His "crew":

I have seen a recipe online before (on erowid.or iirc, even then you needed to have a strong alcoholic base as opposed to distilling it yourself) but I didn't make this as such, I 'infused' it with something

I'm just surprised "Fizzing at the slit" never got an airing (until now that is)

Look at the fucking clip of him

Once that sort of fashion faux pas is out there you can't put the genie back in the bottle

The latest Westworld was (as others have alluded to) class

That was my taking the piss out of some mackem called Reese

He's got blonde tips ffs

That's covered in the excellent 3 part series on Yellowstone that the BBC did too iirc. That bloke whose job it was to shovel the snow off the roofs in in winter. I remember thinking I would quite like that job.

That would be class. You'd need a big fucking fence though.

Too right. Mind, you pretty much need to cull the deer up there.

Would consider setting up a small distillery. Actually know a bloke who does that in Benton. I would go down the legal route with all that lotto money though.

The new Clarkson (and the two blokes who take turns giving him an Eric Bristow) thingy

Did you give it away, the very next day?

I don't even think it is safety first. It's crushing your opponent and not giving them even a hint of a chance. It's a modern phenomenom, aye, but it comes from the great Aussie sides and they were anything but safety first.

If I ever win the lottery I'm moving to the Highlands and going full Tweed like. Plus-fours, the works.

Btw, remember the Lord's test against India when Gooch got 333 in the first innings and another century in the second? Tendulkar also played in his first test in England. What I remember most is that India needed 24 to avoid the follow-on and Kapil Dev was batting and they were nine wickets down. He then proceeded to hit Eddie Hemmings for four straight sixes to avoid it. The no.11 was out for a duck next over as well Pure class