Alex

Johnson can have a go at being a silly girl if he gets sent down.

Been listening to this recently: https://www.discogs.com/DJ-Sprinkles-Midtown-120-Blues/master/223128 Pure class. Don't think there's an upload anywhere though. CD changes hands for silly money like.

Silly of me to assume a professional footballer might be doing the right thing

The pressure was off then though

You consider reading a book to be too much of a challenge though

Maybe he fucking hates Johnson. Maybe he thought it was the right thing to do. Or both

MASSIVE lads fan

Nah, I'm not having that like. I appreciate the club has allowed the squad to decline prior to last summer but it's still loads of money over the last two windows. We spent more than the entire Bundesliga in January.

Aye £80m is fuck all, even though it's roughly what the world record transfer fee is. The utter fucking shite some people talk in defence of the manager is staggering

I see he's been claiming Beyoncé is a MLF anarl.

Who was the kid on here (or a previous incarnation of Toontastic) who started the 50 Cent pisstaking by posting loads of stuff about him and another rapper and their war of words? It was hilarious how seriously he took it all. Old skool

Only time CT got on one of those in the 80s it was for 10 nights in Estartit

I don't even know what that means

Thought King Kunta was a Pardew reference

Trudging through the 80s gives you that kind of perspective

Just about nails it.

Bare that in mind next time you and the Fish do a 'comedy' workshop

That article is depressingly well-observed on the whole. Aye, pretty much sums up how I feel.

Brunette, as it happens.

Was on a first aid course last week and there was a lass I went to school with who we called Bulldog because she looked like one chewing wasp

and yours

Fucking hell

Inherently moral

He's shite

Used to love Ivanov and his feral look. Saw him play at SJP in euro 96. RIP