Alex

Warkworth is nice

More people would rather see us go down as we're the bigger club

That's what I like about you, Gems. The ability to laugh at yourself. Btw, stay away from the gardens this time, as I wouldn't want you to move up the ladder, so to speak.

She's now got grounds for divorce and could take him to the cleaners anyway

I heard he was set-up by a secret cabal of Tyneside businessmen

Beat me to it. I was just about to add: ...with hilarious consequences

Hope she doesn't end up having to move to a completely different part of the country or something over this. No doubt people will point out she wasn't blameless but she was a kid getting attention from a PL footballer ffs.

Swap deal for Toonpack?

End of

They should do a Washington-style complete with gravy in IHOP. If they don't already

Used to love it but I imagine a lot of it would be cringeworthy now

Not sure but having seen the pick before I think the fat moron scored some goal in what looks like one of those matches where you pay loads of money to play at SJP. He celebrated by running away with the corner flag

Sounds like Scoobos wants a three way Eric Bristow with me and Gemmill. I'm game

Great or almost great then

Says the bloke who lost his Geordie one about 2 weeks after he started university

He works in the media. I'm assuming the decent opportunities beyond London in England largely amount to the Beeb. They obviously moved loads of shit up to Salford Quays a little while back and isn't a lot of the natural history stuff based in Bristol?

BBC have shit at Bristol and Manc so I'm guessing that's why.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=g1UZYhs-LhU#t=347

Better than fanny even?

I rest my case

Never said a peep then.

My mate's mam used to work there. They were canny bampy like. Had a freezer choc full of shit like that. Also had frozen kebabs in there To give you a picture of what the house was like, they had a built-in deep fat fryer in the kitchen Had some mint parties there though.