Alex

Have to love someone who lives in a different country telling match-going fans how to spend their Saturday afternoons like. Blocking buses ffs The globe-trotting looky looky man has spoken

Yeah, both those things are English.

The fleas that carried the disease were all MLFs as well

Know a bloke (friend of my Dad) who used play for Ft. Lauderdale Strikers (mainly a squad player) back in the NASL days. He still lives there.

I quite like that

How do you come to the conclusion we have fuck all chance of getting Remi Garde?

Have a good one!

Hairy pies

http://www.toontastic.net/board/topic/28926-alan-pardew-crystal-palace-manager-poltroon/?p=1009763 :lol:

Aye, totally agree re: Rooney. He'll take the huff if he isn't played in them though as the record is all he's arsed about (as far as England is concerned). I had a look on the Beeb and there's friendlies against Germany and the Dutch in March. I thought there was a game against Australia announced too as it was meant to be being played at SJP or the SoL. Unless the BBC only lists ones where date and venue have been confirmed. But you're probably looking at four games max between now and the tournament in June.

Like having a favourite Nazi war criminal

I think Vardy and Kane both like to be the focal point though. In theory their styles should be able to work together but maybe it wouldn't work. I have no issue with giving it a go though. Anyway, as previously pointed out, it's all probably moot (unless Rooney gets injured).

Looks like a dolphin to me

Live and Let Die was on at the weekend. That's the way to do Bond tbh.

Only to a clinic

Got the idea off Smooth Operator

My issue would be that I think it's unfair to ask or expect players to perform at international level in roles different to those where they've done the business for their clubs, which is what you'd be doing with Vardy and Barkley. Think Kane and Vardy has some promise though. As does Kane/Barkley, Vardy/Barkley. Not sure I'd play all 3 at once with Barkley wide. I know he drifts wide, as you say, but that's different from asking him to start there.

And why are they all slices of bread?

Should play Taylor before he gets injured again

Thought he'd have hired a stretch Humvee full of Cristal tbh.

Two peas in a pod

Apart from the inherently moral ones.