Alex

Tbf to the mods on there you can see why they try to keep this sort of thing hidden

I know you see plenty adults on their hols wearing kits anyway - so fuck? But every time I’ve been to the airport going anywhere you see whole families in Sunderland tops. But because our popularity is in the rise again their latest version of the classiest fans bullshit appears to be that Newcastle fans are the only adults you ever see wearing football tops they make something up, convince themselves it’s true then get angry about it like you say, they’re so fucking weird on RTG

Yet another unimaginative fantasy 😂

David Cameron’s a member which will come as no surprise. He’s so into his cricket that when the England team that won the T20 World Cup were invited to Downing Street, he thought the skipper Paul Collingwood was called Colin Wood

There were a few of the freaks in all their gear, including Panama hats that looked like they’d been jumped up and down on, at the Riverside when there was a test v Sri Lanka. At the end of the day they’re mostly old Tory cunts who think they’re better than the common man.

Those plebs in the members stand? I like Strauss but that’s a fucking cheek. And part of the reason the opposition tends to do well there is because the atmosphere is usually shite

Cummins defended it and said he didn’t regret it. Although I suspect he does. Stokes said he’d have withdrawn the appeal. McCullum said they wouldn’t be having a beer with the opposition any time soon.

Dave bringing out the zingers now

Nailed on you’ll use it at your next dinner party

I know he’s got a tie covered in actual egg and bacon

Bairstow is probably still there waiting for them

I hope he’s got his Michael Portillo-style crimson strides on to complete the outfit

You could probably do that at the end of every over and catch somebody out. Just like you could Mankad someone about twice an over. It’s within the rules but it would absolutely ruin the game. It’s accepted practice that it you’re in your crease it’s effectively a dead ball. Not withdrawing the appeal is pretty low.

That’s not a great look like

Wicket after the drinks break. How often does that seem to happen? It’s pretty much all on these two now

I think the need to win their last two to qualify but there’s other permutations. I think the top two teams qualify. It’s quite a complicated process where the top 3 out of the two groups go to the super 6 (final group). But then sone teams carried sone points to the focal group from the earlier group. West Indies didn’t which is why this defeat has put them out already. Scotland are third with two matches left I think

I like how it’s not screenshotted, to try and avoid revealing their identity on RTG

A bit of a sad day for cricket yesterday with the Windies failing to qualify for the World Cup for the first time ever

Lovely seeing you again and don’t forget to forward me that copy of your cv

Hopefully, purely for the Weirdside seethe

It was weird like. The other TMS commentators seemed a bit embarrassed for him. That’s never been a catch in the history of cricket. I thought it was cheating by Starc to even appeal for it. Not to mention poor fielding. Best thing I’ve seen is an Aussie paper saying it was correctly not out but they should change the law so it should’ve been out It’s actually a very clear and simple law and should absolutely not be tinkered with, least of all to accommodate sloppy fielding. If he’d caught it, slid in his knees, stopped and then put the ball to ground as he got up, that would be out. This was all in the same, single motion though. I agree with Sammy that McGrath’s a good bloke but his emotions seemed to get the better of him there.

And, in the unlikely scenario it gets to that point, the batsmen will take the bait

That place is destined to become a bit of a white elephant

I deactivated my account a while back. But I’d been getting the same recently whereby you got the sign-in page when you followed a link. I don’t miss the cesspit tbh. But I’d assumed Musk was trying to force people into signing up.