Alex

It’ll be a difficult decision for Cummings as to whether or not he gets the sack

Aye it was going wide until Buffon’s touch if I remember rightly

Well they all lined up behind him because he’s the one who makes the appointments. His big problem is something like this was always likely to happen because of the way he operates. And because of the way he operates he’s made as many enemies in the Tory party as well, everywhere else. They’re already starting to come out of the woodwork now there’s a sniff of blood. He’s such a massive cunt, even by their standards

I read up to where he used ‘Boris’ three times in the space of five words in the same sentence

Boom!

I’ve had harder shits.

More importantly, should we re-sign Mitrovic?

He’s certainly got the hunger

Who’s the worst dressed by the way? Cummings or Mike Ashley?

Aye, his family only agreed to it after he promised they wouldn’t have to come into contact with him

I was going to say, going to a second home was out of order but how was it worse than this? It’s clearly not as bad

A massive part of that performance was there being zero pressure on our players

What I like to do in a situation like this is imagine a similar scenario with anyone with a strong connection to the Labour Party

I don’t disagree that his hands were tied. And I said I’d be happy enough. It would be a shame if it didn’t work out and spoilt his legacy here though. I think his counter attacking style could certainly be effective enough to win things with the right personnel however. I mean it’s fucking ridiculous that anyone would turn their nose up at either him or Pochettino given where we were a few months ago though. What I would like is someone who, like Benitez - if he’d been allowed, would bring the academy, training facilities and medical treatment etc. up to scratch as well as getting the first XI right

Aye, as J was saying and you point out the protecting his family argument doesn’t work with regard to the bairn or his man and dad. It was just more convenient

I think the worst bit is their arguing it was within the guidelines.

When does the week end? What day is it anyway?

Spot on that. Your assessment and the tweet

I would be happy with either but would also have some misgivings about Benitez returning because it rarely seems to work.

It wouldn’t surprise me at all if he survives this. It wouldn’t surprise if he didn’t yet somehow retained some advisory role

7th best club in league one

BBC news currently making a big deal about whether people will be able to go abroad on holiday this summer. Ffs

I mean, I know what a horrible Tory cunt she is but fuck me gently. How does a journalist in all conscience report something like that? It’s not like she’s looked at the guidance then and interpreted it and decided he didn’t break the rules. She’s stating the source says it was within the guidelines. Apart from the fact it wasn’t anyone with half a clue know the number 10 source is Cummings

Well I’m not sending mine back.