Alex

Michael Jackson would be a better MJ given how much they love nonces

And fuck the cans. #alltherum

Always says good things about the Newcastle fans too. When he could easily play to the crowd who seem to lap up the cliches about us

He’s on about Syed. He did a book I’ve had recommended to me called ‘Black Box Thinking’. I haven’t been able to bring myself to buy it because he’s such a tit

Yeah, they’re both ‘controversial’ ie they go for soft targets that’ll generate lots of social media traffic. I read a piece by Liew that waxed lyrical about the World Cup in Russia with a perfunctory nod to their tyrannical regime. I guess that’s a bit more scary to criticise than imaginary tweets though

Aye, fuck him. As well as being incompetent he’s as mercenary as they come.

He was highly rated at the time though rightly or wrongly. So not really applicable to Steve Bruce now or at any other time during his managerial career.

Liew’s Talking shite and he probably knows it but there’s no other show in town at the minute. Again though, why the lie that we demanded the sort of money being spent by the likes of Man City? I notice he didn’t have a quote to back that up. Has anyone ever met a Newcastle supporter who holds that view? The Benitez years proves that’s a completely baseless accusation to throw at the majority of NUFC fans too. Also, he’s having a pop at the fans because of a few tweets but he’s defending the bloke taking the £300m or so off the Saudis. If he actually thinks that’s a well-reasoned piece he’s an even shitter journalist than I thought he was. Did I mention he’s a cunt?

And he’s a cunt

I can’t stand his prose. Straight out the Gene / Louise Taylor book of painfully pretentious drivel.

The only possible reason I can think of for going to McDonald’s is that you usually get served quickly

Paddock Lad even more influential than I realised.

Well I suppose the US and UK could open up to each other

Anyone else see them at the Mayfair when The Verve supported them c. 1993?

Never really bothered with them after Gish and Siamese Dream.

You’ve got to love how having concerns about your health, the health of the children you teach, the health of your family, their families and wider society is ‘callous’.

Don’t know about Briggs but it’s sad that Tyson is probably pretty desperate for the money

I mean, he’s even got the hair

Always reminds me of the kid in Mask

The Blyth / Viz kits are collectors items. Speaking of which, the Billy the Fish comic strip and short-lived cartoon wasn’t that funny by their standards but the advertising hoardings were the best thing about it. ‘Drink Beer’, ‘Smoke Tabs’ etc. My personal favourite was ‘Sleep in a Bed’

Lovely read, that

About 1:55 in if you don’t know what I’m on about

Jimmy Bullard reckons his patter stinks

Most of the mail comments aren’t even from real accounts.