Alex

He’s like a parody of himself these days.

I’m more shocked that he’s only 38

Will he use that stupid voice?

So, you know that time you claimed you were living in poverty....

Uncal Dick

So, let me get this straight - people worship a deity who they think sent Donald Trump to sort the world out? Just think about that for a moment. Or maybe don’t

Gained 100kgs plus in a year more like

Aye, I haven’t seen her in owt else but she gets it absolutely spot on. I thought the first one was a bit ‘meh’ but have enjoyed them since. Thought the last couple were class.

The first part of that sentence answers the second part

You are so fucking stupid

Not like you to roll out the cliches

Sorry to hear that, mate

Corbyn’s got an incredible talent for taking the spotlight off what has to be just about the worst government this country has ever had.

Howey wasn’t part of the starting XI and it was only those that got featured before the match. He came on as sub for Ruddock. Lee Hendrie (LEE FUCKING HENDRIE ) also came off the bench. It was actually an ok watch. Agree with KD about Merson too although he’s a lucky lad as he’s an awful pundit who knows next to fuck all. Same goes for Merson

This more mackem than the mackems act has gone a bit far, don’t you think?

May goes to the EU with her stupid fucking red lines, inevitably comes back with a shit deal no one wants and then blames MPs. She’s like a typical Leave voter

Another day, another prediction

Some of the responses to dozens of them being gunned down are so abhorrent. Like they basically deserved their fate just for being Muslims

Fuck off, fatty

I suppose all Australians are responsible for what happened in Christchurch then.

Basin cuts still a thing in Wearside

Well who else would you blame for not reporting it more?

I blame the MSM

Tripling the national debt whilst maintaining austerity and taking us out of the EU is just about the most Tory thing ever

“Planning”