Alex

Diego Reyes is Alan Pardew's pornstar name

Aye, true enough. She seems a decent sort too

That Mike Read one was better

You have to question those who voted for him

On the bench

Showing his true colours tbh. Fucking idiot. If you want to migrate back to a more manufacturing based economy the best option (i.e. only) would be to do it very gradually, starting with education and more vocational courses. Even then though it's still debateable as to whether you can just create jobs on the back of that intention. I don't mind the idea of it but the inferred blaming of the EU (Germany and the Netherlands don't seem too hamstrung by it) is just awful, popularist drivel. We'd be much better off being in the EU (at least in all but appearance) from the point of view that trade of those theorectical manufactured goods would be easier and also because it would be a fucking damn sight easier to fund the required education without the car crash of leaving the EU without a workable deal. Who the fuck does he think will plug the short-term skills shortages anyway?

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Unfortunately I think it equates to about the same as that.

Don't be daft, man. I was just joking (although the joke was obviously based on that particular personality trait of yours ).

I had a look as I assumed he must've done pretty well whilst out on loan and he scored 6 goals last season in the Bundesliga, according to wiki

Fuck me, where does one start with that? The bloke's completely out of his depth

Just a general

Aye, this without a doubt.

I would ask Rayvin if he thought he had a tendency to overthink things, if I didn’t think he would overthink it

Not the brightest https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/swimming/44929537

Injuries issues like but I tend to agree. Having said that, I doubt we'd get him anyway

A previously unthought of benefit

I find it amusing when people cite the 'religious principles' of people like Rees-Mogg. I.e. people like him just pick and choose whichever aspects of a religion that appeal to their beliefs and hide behind them. What's remotely 'Christian' about the vast majority of his politics? He's hardly unique in the Tory Party or politics in general in that regard though.

His view on Brexit is, as far as I can see, basically blah, blah, blah, vassal state, blah, blah, land of hope and glory

We've gone way beyond parody now it seems. Good comment on there is the one pointing out that, like Mussolini, they only say they get things done, i.e. it's all propaganda

Would be his nanny rather than his mother.

There’s about 30 versions of that and they’re all great

Yeah but record employment